Tree Bros, Boyf Riends and Kleisen One Shots

Tree Bros- Skater Bois

Short lol

"Connor!" Evan huffed, his cheeks flushing. He called Connors name again, but got no response.

Evan finally caught up with him when Connor came to a complete stop. He looked around before smiling softly at Evan. "Hey baby. Didn't see you there."

"Yeah, it's because, it's because you have, your legs are too, too long, so."

Connor chuckled. "Well sorry, next time I'll just like, cut them off."

"Would you? Please."

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"Where the fuck is that Emo Handsoap? He's supposed to be here now."

"I don't know, probably making out with Connor." Alana said nonchalantly as Zoe pushed her on the playground swings.

"Don't talk about my brother like that. Gross." Zoe shuttered. "It's weird enough he's dating a nice, small guy. But Connor kissing someone? Gross."

"Ah look! The lovely couple!" Jared yelled over dramatically. "Wait, guys what the fuck is... what's on Evans feet?"

In the distance, they could see the power couple walking towards them. Well, skating in Evans case.

"Evan! Did you get roller skates?" Jared asked, trying to hold back laughter.

"Roller uh, roller blades, but yeah!"

"His legs are short, and I'm not gonna slow down for this nerd, so..."

"Compromise!" Evan finished Connors statement.

"Wow." Jared started. "That's some kinky shit."

"It's really not, but go, but uh, go off I guess."