(Link, Zelda, Daruk, Mipha, Urbosa, Revali, Sooga, Sidon, and Runk joined the chat)
SOOGA: Goooooooooooooooooooood Morning
RUNK: hola
SIDON: buenos dias
LINK: Bonjour
MIPHA: Good morning
DARUK: Good afternoon
URBOSA: Good evening
ZELDA: Its like 7:00 in the morning
LINK: alright folks ready to ask me, zelda, and the champions questions again?"
MIPHA: yes you can ask us more questions
RUNK: But now you ask me and Sidon questions too
SOOGA: You can also ask me and the Yiga Clan questions
REVALI: I don't wanna answer questions
URBOSA: How unfortunate... Maybe I'll tell King Rhoam you aren't worthy of being a champion
REVALI: :( Fine
ZELDA: I hope they don't ask personal questions like last time...
DARUK: Hey do everyone a favor and get as personal with these questions as you want!
MIPHA: ........
LINK: Sure....
SOOGA: What could possibly go wrong?
SIDON: somebody could mistake I, young sidon, for older sidon
RUNK: the heck are you on about-
LINK: Please leave Runk you don't deserve to be here
RUNK: pfft I could be a champion If i wanted. just cuz I'm an OC doesn't mean you can push me around like this!
(Urbosa kicked Runk off the chat)
URBOSA: Jeez can we all quit it with the arguing
REVALI: You started it!
URBOSA: I'm very close to sending a thunderstorm to Rito Village, specifically the hut with the sign saying 'Revali's quarters'
DARUK: How do you know what the sign on revs house looks like
URBOSA: I have my ways
REVALI: urbosa you're creepy, Daruk don't call me rev or I will yeet you into a pool of Malice
MIPHA: Calm down revali, thats a bit harsh
ZELDA: Besides I sealed all the malice away anyway
REVALI: :(
(Revali changed his name to RevIsCool)
REVISCOOL: :)
URBOSA: Lemme change it to ravioli-
LINK: no
MIPHA: ?
LINK: let Revali be happy for once. Maybe he'll come out of his a-hole shell, and treat us kindly for once
REVISCOOL: no. I have something for you link
LINK: yay what is it?
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LINK: Damn you revali
(Runk joined the chat)
RUNK: I'm a comin' back again.
URBOSA: Sup
RUNK: I'm gonna take a photo of myself
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DARUK: Cool goro
(Zelda kicked Runk off the chat)
LINK: Rejected
MIPHA: :/
REVISCOOL: I found a new button
SOOGA: What does it do?
SIDON: yeah
(RevIsCool kicked everybody else off the chat)
REVISCOOL: >:) gotta love Robbie's new updates to these slates!
REVISCOOL: Anyways don't forget you can now ask me, Link, Mipha, Zelda, daruk, urbosa, Sooga, Sidon, or runk question. Thank you and adios
(RevIsCool left the chat)
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