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LINK: Geez every time you join the chat you have a new name, but we never change it
CALAMITY_GANON: You fool.... I have 70 alternate accounts!
LINK: That explains it
CALAMITY_GANON: Now give me the key to Zelda's room
LINK: That's a bit creepy
CALAMITY_GANON: It's part of an assasination plot
LINK: Ok cool
LINK: Frick
CALAMITY_GANON: What's wrong
LINK: I tripped on a cord and the lamp fell over. Now everyone is awake and staring at me
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DARUK: Why are you on the chat this early little guy
CALAMITY_GANON: We have business
DARUK: Ganon!
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MIPHA: Link why is ganon on the chat!
LINK: Well, uh, let's just say I made a deal with the cartel and-
MIPHA: I've heard enough
(Mipha left the chat)
DARUK: gee little guy, you have made mistakes before but drug dealers! Come on!
CALAMITY_GANON: We don't sell drugs we make plots for world domination
LINK: :(
DARUK: maybe staying in the bed room while the party continues with the rest of us will teach you a lesson!
LINK: Damn it
(Link left the chat)
DARUK: Okay! Links gone!
(Calamity_Ganon changed her name to Urbosa)
URBOSA: Thank hylia that charade is over
DARUK: Everybody, get Link's birthday surprise ready!
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Time to give him the zora armor
URBOSA: Link's birthday coming up next chapter
DARUK: Sorry Fourth Wall. She didn't mean it-
(Daruk left the chat)
(Mipha left the chat)
(Urbosa left the chat)
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
