(Link joined the chat)
LINK: :( Everyone hates me :( My friends left me :( I'm sitting alone in my house for my birthday :(
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Hey Link I'm here! Happy Birthday!
LINK: Don't open my door and come in here
MIPHA: Why?
LINK: You all betrayed me yesterday
MIPHA: Oh that was just so we could, um, surprise you!
LINK: I don't understand
(Daruk joined the chat)
DARUK: HEY LITTLE GUY READY TO RUMBLE! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GORO PARTY! EVERYBODY GETS GORON HUGS!
LINK: No no no i don't want goron hugs no no
(Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: Happy Birthday, Link. You are now nineteen years old
LINK: haha two years older than zelda
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: I heard that
LINK: Sorry Zel
ZELDA: It's okay
LINK: yeah I was joking
MIPHA: When is Revali showing up?
DARUK: Hopefully never
MIPHA: Hey now, that's not the right attitude! Rev should come and join the celebration!
LINK: I don't know miph, Rev's kinda annoying
MIPHA: Annoying! We're all annoying in our own ways if you really think about it.
URBOSA: This is true. We're all no better than Rev if you think about it.
LINK: Can we stop talking about Ravioli on MY Birthday? Let's just do gifts already
ZELDA: What about dinner
DARUK: I may or may not have dropped the food down a river on the way here
URBOSA: Damn it Daruk
DARUK: Sorry. Here's your gift Link
LINK: A Piece of Flint? Really?
DARUK: You're welcome
LINK: sigh, thanks I guess
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Hey Link I brought you a shirt
LINK: Thanks Rev you actually have done something nice for once!
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
