(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Man I forgot about this chat thingy. I haven't been on here since April 29th, and right now it is July 15th! Man, It's been two a half months!
(Daruk joined the chat)
DARUK: I like to chat
URBOSA: Me too
LINK: When did you get here Urbosa
URBOSA: I've been here for the past two and a half months
DARUK: Thats weird
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Hey everyone! How is everything!
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Ah great the chat is back
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: The chat is back!
LINK: Well it's been nearly two months since we last were on the Groupchat
DARUK: Yeah we stopped talking after we beat up that Astor creep
ZELDA: Well Terrako passed away and stopped working
URBOSA: wait what
REVALI: sorry for your loss
LINK: Revali you can be nice!
MIPHA: Everyone can be nice
LINK: Well not Revali he is always mean but not today
REVALI: I'm not that mean! And you just contradicted yourself by saying I am always mean and then saying I am nice today
LINK: Revali you have confused my brain. I must sleep
(Link left the chat)
REVALI: Weirdo
DARUK: So what have I missed in these past two months?
MIPHA: When school ended in may there were so many children running out of the school that Sidon got injured
REVALI: Ouch
(Mipha kicked Revali off the chat)
ZELDA: Hyrulean Independence Day a few weeks ago was fun! One firework went off wrong and my father King Rhoam's beard went on fire!"
URBOSA: That's not good. Is he alright?
ZELDA: Last week he broke a few limbs climbing a ladder and is in the hospital
MIPHA: Ouch
(Zelda kicked Mipha off the chat)
DARUK: Ooh the rivalry is on again and it's only been a few minutes!
ZELDA: Stop it Daruk!
DARUK: ok tiny princess
(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Okay my brain has recovered from Revali's Mysterious Ways
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: LINK HELP ME PLEASE
LINK: No way Ravioli Man
REVALI: Please man the FBI just broke down my door
LINK: So?
REVALI: I have illegal drugs
DARUK: Stop it. Get some help.
(Daruk kicked Revali off the chat
ZELDA: But I was gonna help Revali!
DARUK:
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(Daruk kicked Zelda off the chat)
URBOSA: Who is that guy
DARUK: ??? How do you not know who that guy is? You need some help
(Daruk kicked Urbosa off the chat)
LINK: I gotta get outta here (Link left the chat)
DARUK: Well, goodbye everyone. Also why don't you comment some questions for us
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
