(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Revali, Urbosa, and Daruk joined the chat)
REVALI: So, Link, how's your harem
ZELDA: 😐
MIPHA: W-What's a harem?
REVALI: well ya see
(Urbosa muted Revali)
URBOSA: It does not matter
ZELDA: Anyway, is everybody ready to celebrate Hyrulean Founders Day!
(Zelda unmuted Revali)
DARUK: Yeah, I am totally ready to rumble for the holiday! We're gonna have a huge party at the castle with everybody right!
ZELDA: Yes. Tons of people will be there. It'll start in pretty soon so everyone better hurry and get to the castle
REVALI: Well some of us are a bit dead so how the f*ck are we supposed to celebrate
URBOSA: Don't cast a sad mood over the celebration, chicken man
REVALI: Chicken man? I'm a proud Rito warrior not a crime boss
LINK: Dead men don't fight wars
REVALI: Whatever man
ZELDA: I'll go ahead and get all the guests on the chat
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ZELDA: Is everyone ready for founders' day?
PURAH: Heck yes! I plan to make a public announcement for my anti-aging rune
ROBBIE: I'm telling you it has side-effects! You act so weird at night
DARUK: Um
DOREPHAN: Mipha, my daughter, good to see you again!
SIDON: It is great to see all of the great Link's friends in one place!
YONA: Link's really just amazing isn't he Sidon?
LINK: You bet I am Yon
RIJU: Will there be alcholic beverages at this celebration
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
