(Daruk and Link joined the chat)
DARUK: whew my restaurant is the most popular business in Hyrule!
LINK: Yeah yeah enjoy it while it lasts. Next chapter I have big plans
DARUK: Hey why do you get to break the fourth wall and I don't?
LINK: Just stop, I have big news
DARUK: ?
LINK: Mipha told me I look lonely sometimes when I stand on the peak of a mountain gazing at the sky
DARUK: This just got depressing
LINK: She told me I should get a pet, I was thinking a dog
DARUK: NO NO NO NO DON'T I FRICKING HATE DOGS NO NO NO
Author's Note: I prefer cats
DARUK: I don't know who that was but I agree, a cat is fine, but I fricking am scared of dogs. Dogs scare the living crap out of me
LINK: Wow
DARUK: :(
LINK: I'll get a cat and a dog
DARUK: !
(Link kicked Daruk off the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Revali joined the chat)
LINK: I'm getting a cat and a dog
REVALI: You can't even beat me in a duel nevermind care for a pet
LINK: 2 things. 1: I don't understand your comment, 2: I beat you every time we duel
MIPHA: Don't duel! You could hurt each other!
LINK: And that's why we have your magically healing power miph
MIPHA: So I have your dog and cat ready, they're in the house
LINK: the house? What house!
MIPHA: The one I bought for us with my father's money!
LINK: I already have a house and I like it very much!
REVALI: Your house is literally just a dirt home in the woods
(Revali was kicked off the chat)
LINK: Um, fine, I'll check out this house
MIPHA: Okay
(Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: I'm hungry. Oh, I know! I should buy a singular potato chip for 100 rupees! Its the special today at Daruk's restaurant!
(Urbosa left the chat)
MIPHA: That was weird
LINK: Okay I have my dog and cat now, and I guess I'll stay at this house
MIPHA: :)
LINK: Okay the dog is named Dubious-Food and the cat is named Boko-Gut
MIPHA: .........
(Mipha left the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: I'm gonna see what you have been talking about
LINK: Okay
ZELDA: A Dog named Dubious-Food and a cat named Boko-Gut? Are you insane?
LINK: Hang on in breath of the wild there are lots of dogs but no cats
ZELDA: Whatever happened to 'quit breaking the fourth wall'
LINK: I dunno
(Zelda left the chat)
LINK: Next time on Link's stupid and dumb group chat crap, Hyrule TV!
LINK: Wait wtf when did I become a prophet who sees the future
(Astor joined the chat)
ASTOR: Ah my young apprentice we shall become future-seers and foretell the return of-
(Astor was banned from the chat)
LINK: Frickin weirdo
LINK: Oh dang Dubious-Food wants to go outside and Boko-Gut just destroyed all of the chairs
(Link left the chat)
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