MASTER_KOHGA: no its over we're screwed
LINK: I have courage since I represent courage you know
SOOGA: Master Kohga! Do you have a spare banana ray?
LINK: Banana Ray?
SOOGA: Thanks Kohga. and Link, well, if you're wandering what the Yiga invented after they broke away from the sheikah, well they invented Banana Rays
LINK: What do Banana Rays do
SOOGA: Banana Rays are blasters, and if you fire at an object it turns into bananas.
LINK: Did you just hit Astor with the banana ray and cause him to turn into a pile of bananas
MASTER_KOHGA: These bananas have some sort of evil spice in them, they taste bad
LINK: Well Astor's done for, and all of our problems are solved
SOOGA: Hey bro can you join the Yiga Clan we have an opening I think
LINK: Sure
MASTER_KOHGA: Wait what about the champions and the princess
(Daruk, Mipha, Urbosa, Revali, and Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: turns out we're fine
DARUK: Now, WHO'S READY TO EAT ROCK ROASTS!
(Revali kicked Daruk off the chat)
URBOSA: :|
REVALI: Ravioli is back bro
MIPHA: Hello Link glad to see you are okay
LINK: I'm fine
MIPHA: Now, it's been like two weeks, will you just tell me if you'll marry me?
MASTER_KOHGA: hey everybody let's all sing the banana song!
(Zelda kicked Master_Kohga off the chat)
ZELDA: Sorry I just didn't wanna hear the banana song again
URBOSA: It's fine I would've removed him too
SOOGA: You all anger me
(Sooga left the chat)
REVALI: Ahaah screw this I'll come back later
(Revali left the chat)
(Urbosa left the chat)
(Zelda left the chat)
MIPHA: Hey Link
(Link left the chat)
MIPHA: Why do I even try
(Mipha left the chat)
(Master_Kohga and Sooga joined the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: My quest is not over. I still have to save the Banana god and the Spirits of Pottasium!
SOOGA: Sometimes I wish we could've just stayed with the Sheikah and worshipeed frogs instead
MASTER_KOHGA: it's either weird fruits that attract monkeys or weird slimy things that live in ponds
SOOGA: True
(Master_Kohga and Sooga left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
