(Revali, Link, Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, Zelda, Sooga, and Master_Kohga joined the chat)
REVALI: Well well welll HERO. Purah and Robbie fixed my name after you SCREWED IT UP AND MADE IT PERMANENT
ZELDA: Yeah Link that was kinda mean
URBOSA: Agreed
DARUK: Link needs a punishment
MIPHA: but- but-
LINK: I thought yall were my friends! I thought we were gonna take down Revali together!
SOOGA: Revali must be paying them a lot to do this!
URBOSA: F you Yiga Craphead
(Sooga was kicked off the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: Sooga!
(Master_Kohga left the chat)
ZELDA: Now that they're out of the way, we can get to work
DARUK: :)
REVALI: I've got the spiked boko bat
URBOSA: And we're gonna beat Link with it, by hitting his back
MIPHA: I don't know doesn't that sound a bit violent-
REVALI: You can heal him to make sure he doesn't die
LINK: wtf! DId you guys become psycho maniacs over night or something?
ZELDA: No, we're just carrying out justice
(Zelda added King_Rhoam to the chat)
KING_RHOAM: I order that Link, son of Frank, be executed!
MIPHA: But-
DARUK: Rest in peace, little guy
URBOSA: It has to be done
REVALI: Well, what're yall watin for? Kill him already!
KING_RHOAM: Shut it bird, I give the orders here. Kill Link
LINK: Oh f-
(Link banned everyone from the Champion's Group Chat)
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(Link created Fugitive's Group Chat)
(Link added Runk and Sooga to the chat)
SOOGA: So did the other champions turn on you?
LINK: Yes they did. Now I'm on the Run
SOOGA: You can trust the Yiga Clan! We may or may not have killed King Dorephan's brother so we may or may not be enemies of Hyrule again-
RUNK: Master Kogha got arrested and imprisoned for treason, so Sooga is in charge now
SOOGA: Yes. Now I'm the only Top Banana
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
