(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Yawn is anybody here?
(Sooga and Runk joined the chat)
LINK: I thought you two got killed by Revali
RUNK: nah bro
SOOGA: The Dark side of the force can be a pathway to many things some consider to be.... unnatural
LINK: Oh okay, well how are you guys at five in the morning
RUNK: Pretty good. I got places to be bro, bye
(Runk left the chat)
(Daruk and Urbosa joined the chat)
DARUK: HEY OEggiuy how are yuiokl;] todaifjnamkg
LINK: Daruk I told you not to mix up the rock juice with the you know what..
URBOSA: I knew I shouldn't have sent that package of noble pursuits....
DARUK: HObab=abkgamkvgabgaml bavfd
(Daruk was disconnected)
URBOSA: I really hope he didn't drop his Sheikah Slate
(Mipha and Revali joined the chat)
MIPHA: Good morning
REVALI: Ugh, whens zelda gonna be here
URBOSA: Well since Runk dropped her sheikah slate its gonna be a while
REVALI: YES one less annoyance to deal with
LINK: Hey Zelda's not an annoyance, you take that back!
MIPHA: So, I have a question Daruk.....
DARUK: Oh, is it about the training you asked about earlier?
MIPHA: Wrong game Daruk
DARUK: Oh sorry I forgot this a Breath of the Wild group chat, not age of calamity. It's hard to avoid mixing them up.
SOOGA: I mean, I'm from Age of Calamity technically
LINK: Ah, quit beating up the fourth wall. It's already got enough bandages.
DARUK: Sorry
URBOSA: ....
DARUK: So what is your question Mipha? Want another close picture with you know who?
SOOGA: You know who? Wtf, is this supposed to be Harry Potter or something?
LINK: Did you even hear what I said about the fourth wall?
SOOGA: maybe
LINK: That's gonna double your community service time
SOOGA: Sorry. I deserve a ton of community service time... I mean, in one of @ZeldaFan00003's fanfictions I did murder a bunch of people...
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
