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ZELDA: hey link how R U
LINK: ''{;;...****6%&s;f;s;&%&*(#(
ZELDA: ..........
LINK: &**%(%*#*#(!
ZELDA: im sorry link. i didnt mean to
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URBOSA: Let me read what you guys are talkin bout
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URBOSA: ooooh Zelda! Why did you throw a cucco at Link?
ZELDA: i was mad that the store owners in that shop wouldnt give me any scrambled eggs so i threw one of there cuccos at link in a rage
LINK: I shook the cucco off me in defense, then it summoned a hundred more cuccos, which chased me and Zelda all the way to Kakariko, where we are now
RAVIOLI: oooh! Sounds like a neat first honeymoon
URBOSA: Shut it or else I will snap all your bows and arrows in half.
RAVIOLI: Im sorry!
DARUK: Well, you too should stay away from cuccos
ZELDA: i know i know!
MIPHA: Are you two alright? Did the cuccos peck and injure you two? I can come down to Kakariko if you need help
ZELDA: no! I can take care of the cuts on links back and his broken legs!
DARUK: ouch
RAVIOLI: . . .
URBOSA: Are you sure you can do that?
ZELDA: i guess Mipha can come here. But even she might not be able to fix Links broken legs
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
