(Link and Daruk joined the chat)
LINK: The moment I have been waiting for.
DARUK: You're getting rid of your pets so they don't murder me in my sleep?
LINK: No. Purah and Robbie announced their Sheikah technology has produced 'television' or TV which is becoming a trend around Hyrule
DARUK: Oh yeah I heard about that
LINK: My show, Link's guide to fighting Lynels, will become a hit show!
DARUK: Lol there's no room for new TV shows
LINK: ?
DARUK: Well the news takes up an hour, the weather takes up an hour, and the rest of the hours are when Ravioli TV is on
LINK: Ravioli TV?
DARUK: Yeah! It's the new hit TV Show Revali made! Everyone is Hyrule is addicted to it!
LINK: Damn
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Link wanna go on a movie theater date and watch Ravioli TV the Third Movie: Rise of the Rito Legend?
LINK: NO
MIPHA: Oh okay I'll go by myself then :(
(Mipha left the chat)
LINK: Purah and Robbie only invented TV a week ago and Revali already has a trilogy of movies showing in the movie theater
DARUK: Ravioli TV the Fourth Movie: Fall of Link comes out Friday. Also man I have to get a google account so I can go edit pages on Ravioli TV Wiki
LINK: Shut up
(Link kicked Daruk off the chat)
LINK: I have had enough of this stupid Ravioli TV!
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: Link! I love Ravioli TV so much!
ZELDA: I love the romantic scene on Episode 22 of Season 5 where Ravioli the Great is deciding whether to date Urbosa, Mipha, or Zelda!
LINK: . . .
(Link kicked Zelda off the chat)
(Urbosa and Sooga joined the chat)
URBOSA: Revali's new action figure sets are a hit! All the kids in Hyrule are lining up to buy action figures of Ravioli the Great and the Evil Prince of Swordland, Link!
(Link kicked Urbosa off the chat)
SOOGA: The Yiga Clan has moved our not-so-secret hideout to the space right next door to the Ravioli-Man Incorporated headquarters!
SOOGA: And Master Kohga is begging me to buy the new Lego sets from Season 8
(Link kicked Sooga off the chat)
LINK: >:(
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: So Link, what did you think of the finale of Season 7 where Ravioli the Great finally threw Evil Prince Link in prison! I think it was my best work yet
LINK: You will feel pain
REVALI: No, I will be too busy feeling the waves of Lurelin Beach since I'm being driven to my mansion resort over there by my servants in my Sheikah car
LINK: Sheikah Car?
REVALI: Yeah Ravioli TV and Sheikah Cars are the current trend. It's funny how easily trends can take over Hyrule
(Revali left the chat)
LINK: Is that so?
(Link left the chat)
A few days later
(Link, Daruk, and Mipha joined the chat)
LINK: Well I just promoted my new franchise, Superlink vs the Lynel Lords. Revali TV has been canceled already!
DARUK: It sucks
MIPHA: Yeah
LINK: Now that people are aware that my show is coming soon, all I have to do is get my show on at every hour
DARUK: Oh sorry Link I just made it so my new show "Cooking with Chef Daruk" is on at every hour except the news and weather hours
LINK: F-
(Daruk kicked Link off the chat)
(Daruk and Mipha left the chat)
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