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LINK: Alright I told Rev there would be no romance in this chapter and I intend to stick to my word
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MIPHA: Hey Link I know there is a war but can we date
LINK: Ye- Actually maybe later. I don't break promises
MIPHA: Ok
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ZELDA: :( Father took away my sheikah slate :(
SOOGA: I have news for you, your highness. It reguards your impending death.
ZELDA: Screw off weirdo
SOOGA: EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
LINK: YOU STOLE MY LINE! I'M COMING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW-
(Sooga was disconnected)
ZELDA: Gee Link that was bit brutal
LINK: They'll never find the body
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DARUK: Hey Brother, I mean D- I mean G-, I- I- I can't think of any insults
LINK: It's okay old pal
DARUK: I- I- I'm gonna leave
(Daruk left the chat)
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URBOSA: Little Bird do you know how we can resolve this conflict peacefully?
LINK: Meme Power
URBOSA: I asked Zelda not you
ZELDA hmmmm
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MASTER_KOHGA: I LOVE BANANAS, BANANAS, BANANAS! THEY MAKE YOU HEALTHY, AND GIVE YOU A SMILE! EVERYONE LOVES BANANAS! HOORAY!
LINK: o-o
ZELDA: okay...
MASTER_KOHGA: Uhhhhh, you didn't see that
URBOSA: LOL
MASTER_KOHGA: I'ts over for me. Even the wisdom of the Potassium Spirits can't save me now
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REVALI: LET'S FINISH THIS!
(Urbosa was disconnected)
(Master_Kohga was disconnected)
(Zelda was disconnected)
REVALI: It's just me and you, bro
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MIPHA: And me
(Mipha was disconnected)
LINK: So asinine
REVALI: You stole my line!
LINK: Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Ravioli
REVALI: AFIJA:DKOMFO:SFNMSLKFMNASOF:NAS:FAFNAOFO:F
(Revali was disconnected)
LINK: VICTORY!
LINK: I'm bored, maybe Runk left some Ice cream in the freezer
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RUNK: Sorry brother I finished the Ice Cream
LINK: >:(
(Runk was disconnected)
LINK: Damn it now I have to go to Walmart-
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JEFF: Time for revenge, oh frick I spilled Ganondorf's coffee-
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
