(Urbosa, Revali, Mipha, Link, Zelda, and Daruk joined the chat)
MIPHA: I hope Link liked what I got him
LINK: I didn't want a private mansion, mipha. I prefer living outside
REVALI: You are a very weird one link
URBOSA: Revali I got you something. open it up
REVALI: Okay lemme- HEY WHY
(Revali was disconnected)
DARUK: What did you get him?
URBOSA: Keese
DARUK: Heh
LINK: I got everybody Bokoblin guts
ZELDA: I don't think that was necessary Link
DARUK: I got Link a diamond!
LINK: Oh that I threw It away I thought it was flint
DARUK: 0_0
(Daruk left the chat)
URBOSA: How are you on this fine Christmas, Zelda
ZELDA: Good. I found Links brother Runk last night, he was at a bar stabbing random people with sword
LINK: Damnit Runk, I told you not to do that-
(Link left the chat)
MIPHA: anybody know a good christmas tune
URBOSA: Jingle bells?
MIPHA: I already heard that 13 time this morning.
URBOSA: Same
ZELDA: I hope Link like's my private Island I bought him
(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Okay thats taken care of, and thanks for the private Island zelda. I love it
ZELDA :)
LINK: The perfect place to be alone for the rest of my life
MIPHA: Wait what
LINK: Im gonna live on that Island by myself, just me and my good ol bokoblin guts :)
ZELDA: but-
LINK: Don't worry zel, you can keep my Lynel Guts, Hinox Guts, Lizalfos guts, and moblin guts
MIPHA: You always did have some strange habits
LINK: Bye folks, merry christmas and a happy new year :)
(Link left the chat)
ZELDA: Well now what, Links gone
(Runk joined the chat)
(Runk changed his name to LinkButItsRunk)
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