BotW Champions Group Chat

Revali learns his lesson

(Revali joined the chat)

REVALI: All right lets see whats up today

REVALI: Anybody else here?

(Daruk joined the chat)

DARUK: I'm here

REVALI: How is your tv show going

DARUK: Oh TV was made illegal after King Rhoam's TV exploded and caused him to spill his dinner

REVALI: Damn King Rhoam

DARUK: Somebody should overthrow him and start a democracy

REVALI: Anyways I have big plans for today

DARUK: I have a feeling I should leave

REVALI: Ah come on man, dont leave

DARUK: Fine

(Mipha, Urbosa, Zelda, and Link joined the chat)

LINK: I just finished my breakfast bokoblin guts

URBOSA: Sometimes I'm not sure what it is that Mipha and Zelda see in that troubled child

LINK: For Lunch I have to hunt down some Hinox Guts and Lizalfos Tails

ZELDA: Yuck

MIPHA: Well, what's the plan for today?

REVALI: I have some stuff planned 

MIPHA: Like what?

REVALI: You'll see soon enough

(Revali added King_Rhoam to the chat)

(King_Rhoam to the chat)

KING_RHOAM: Why are you modern folk inviting me to your chat?

REVALI: Well I had a special message for you mr king

DARUK: I have a bad feeling about this

REVALI: You suck mr king! You cancel TV because yours explodes! You try to get rid of thanksgiving because a turkey attacks you! Like wtf is wrong with you! It's time we have a democracy! Screw you Mr King!

ZELDA: Oh crap

(Mipha left the chat)

LINK: uhhhhhhh anybody want some of my leftover Molduga Fins or Bokoblin Teeth?

KING_RHOAM: YOUNG RITO YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE

REVALI: Oh yeah?

KING_RHOAM: YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

REVALI: WAIT WHAT?

KING_RHOAM: Soldiers, seize him. Ugh, I have never been more insulted in my life!

ZELDA: It is true, you aren't the best king. And you are a very crappy father. You took away Terrako, then you forbid me from being a scientist. Like wtf!