(Zelda, Link, Mipha, Daruk, Revali, and Urbosa joined the chat)
ZELDA: Well, another boring chapter of a boring groupchat story
LINK: It's not that boring
REVALI: Well, maybe we can make things exciting
DARUK: Yeah, anybody do anything unusual recently
MIPHA: No
URBOSA: Everything's been pretty normal
LINK: I did!
ZELDA: What did you do Link?
REVALI: He probably went to Olympus and battled the Lynel God
LINK: Well I did do that, but more importantly I went to the land north of hyrule, across the bottomless canyon!
REVALI: Whoa now that is awesome
ZELDA: WHAT DID YOU DISCOVER?
LINK: I found a kingdom full of Mushroom people called Toads, they were pretty much normal people like us other than the fact their heads are mushrooms
DARUK: Okay
LINK: And I found some humans there that would like to join the chat
MIPHA: Okay then
(Link added Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Wario, and Waluigi to the chat)
WALUIGI: PUT ME IN SMASH BROS!
WARIO: Stop it Waluigi you know Nintendo won't put you in the game
MARIO: Hey stop talking about Nintendo and Smash Bros! That counts as breaking the fourth wall!
LINK: I hate it when people break the fourth wall..
MARIO: Well I guess we have a lot in common.... Do you like pizza and spaghetti?
LINK: ?
MARIO: They have red sauce on them
LINK: Then the answer is yes
MIPHA: Uh who are you guys again
MARIO: I'm Super Mario! Plumber and Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!
LUIGI: I'm Mario's younger brother Luigi, and I am also a Hero!
WARIO: I'm Mario's childhood rival Wario
WALUIGI: I'm a weird skinny guy that hangs out with Wario from some tennis game
BOWSER: I'm Mario's evil enemy who tries to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom with my Koopa Army
LINK: Like Calamity Ganon then
BOWSER: Uh sure I guess
DARUK: How tough of a villain are you?
BOWSER: I have an army of turtles, and I jump around and breath fire. Mario defeats me by pressing a button so I fall into a pit
LINK: Oh. Calamity Ganon is an immortal Demon King of pure evil who has threatened Hyrule and killed many, he has many different forms and an army of strong monsters armed with powerful weapons. We defeat Ganon by using a legendary sword, giant machines with laser canons, and the power of the Triforce that the gods created.
BOWSER: Dang
ZELDA: Bowser is like a bug compared to Calamity Ganon
BOWSER: I turn giant sometimes and change colors and get new abilites
ZELDA: Whatever
DARUK: Nice to meet you fellas
URBOSA: Yeah
BOWSER: Hey Mario I just robbed the bank
MARIO: Oh no! Let's a go guys!
(Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser left the chat)
LINK: The Mario guy was pretty cool, but Bower is just weak compared to Ganon.
REVALI: Yeah
LINK: Well, see you guys later
(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Daruk, Revali, and Urbosa left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
