(Master_Kohga, Sooga, Zelda, Daruk, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Link joined the chat)
MASTER_KOHGA: We have a huge problem
DARUK: What's wrong banana man?
MASTER_KOHGA: The Mighty Banana Temple has been destroyed by an unknown evil force, and us Yigas are devastated
SOOGA: It's a tragedy
MASTER_KOHGA: Dark things are happening in Hyrule, and I need Link's help!
MIPHA: What about the rest of us?
SOOGA: Nope. Too many to keep track of.
REVALI: >:(
URBOSA: Well bye then
ZELDA: Have fun without us I guess
DARUK: :(
LINK: Bye guys
(Daruk, Mipha, Urbosa, Zelda, and Revali left the chat)
LINK: hey I just got a youtube notification on my Sheikah Slate since I'm subscribed to the news channel
SOOGA: What about it
LINK: Apparently a cloud of malice is over Hyrule, and malice is falling from the sky
MASTER_KOHGA: Gee I feel bad for anyone who gets corrupted by this malice
LINK: Damn it
SOOGA: What's wrong?
LINK: The Champions and Zelda were just corrupted by malice and are now helping Astor with his evil plan to revive Ganon and seize control of Hyrule
MASTER_KOHGA: Banana god's beard, this is bad
LINK: banana god?
SOOGA: We Yiga quit worshiping Hylia to worship the Banana god, who we thought was Calamity Ganon, but it actually isn't. It's servants are the Spirits of Potassium, who walk among the earth alongside us, but can only be seen by Yigas.
LINK: Weird. That's weird
MASTER_KOHGA: And Astor has destroyed the Mighty Banana Temple, crushing the glorious statue of the Banana god! This is a crises for the Yiga Clan members and the Spirits of Potassium.
LINK: Hey I see Ass-tor lets add him to the chat
SOOGA: LOL
(Astor was added to the chat)
ASTOR: Hello Hero, and you two banana-loving traitor freaks.
SOOGA: Do not insult Master Kohga, or I'm afraid I will have to brutally slaughter you
ASTOR: Master Kohga is a piece of crap!
SOOGA: Blood will now be spilled!
LINK: Get him Sooga!
ASTOR: Hahaha! You fool, I have 70 alternate giant robots!
MASTER_KOHGA: Where in Banana god's name did you get 70 giant robots?
ASTOR: Purah and Robbie were having a garage sale
SOOGA: You will die prophecy man
(Sooga was disconnected)
ASTOR: YES! MEME POWER PREVAILS!
MASTER_KOHGA: Oh no now Sooga is knocked out, and he can't pilot his Divine Beast Vah Aganim.
LINK: Divine Beast Vah Aganim is literally just a giant mechanical banana that sits in Karusa Valley and creates an endless supply of bananas.
MASTER_KOHGA: Oh,
LINK: Astor, I'll slice you into chopped vegetables with the master sword
ASTOR: Slice me into chopped vegetables? What the frick? Do look like I'm made of vegetables?
MASTER_KOHGA: No! Link, the robots are right behind you!
LINK: uh oh
Author's Note: To be continued
LINK: What the heck was that?
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