(Mipha, Daruk, Revali, Zelda, Urbosa, Sooga, Master_Kohga, and Link joined the chat)
LINK: That Lynel tasted good
DARUK: And I thought I was a weirdo
REVALI: You are all weird sometimes
MIPHA: So...Link will you marry me? You didn't answer me last time I asked..
LINK: Maybe....Maybe Not
MIPHA: Can you say yes or no?
LINK: I'm trying to create suspense
REVALI: Hey Link
(Revali created a private chat)
(Revali added Link to the private chat)
LINK: Wtf are you doing ravioli
REVALI: Revealing my feelings for you, just kidding
LINK: ?
REVALI: I have a dare for you, one given to me by a reader
LINK: ?
REVALI: They dare you to kiss Zelda and Mipha
LINK: I dont know rev... kiss zel and miph? Can't this chapter revolve around something other than romance? Hasn't there been enough of that?
REVALI: Hey now we'll have 8,000 reads any minute now, we need to keep entertaining
LINK: Fine, but next chapter I'll be showing you entertainment
REVALI: Deal
(Private chat has ended)
LINK: Zelda, you've been invited to that hill over there
ZELDA: :)
LINK: You too mipha
MIPHA: ?
DARUK: C O N F U S I O N, B R O
URBOSA: Lightning then the thunder
SOOGA: I'm the banana man
MASTER_KOHGA: I'm the banana man
REVALI: Hey quit it with the bananas and pay attention
LINK: Okay Zelda and Mipha are standing in front of me
DARUK: Impa wants to know if she can come to
REVALI: No
DARUK: There's a whole line of people wanting to know if they can come with Link
REVALI: ugh Daruk just shut up
DARUK >:|
MIPHA: Why hello Link my dear friend, why do you invite us to this place?
ZELDA: Yes Link, what brings us here?
LINK: Well ya see-
REVALI: >:) He did it
DARUK: He did what?
REVALI: Kissed both of 'em on the lips
DARUK: NOOOOO!
REVALI: Why do you care?
DARUK: I promised Mipha I would help her get with Link! You've ruined my life Rito scum!
REVALI: RITO SCUM! YOU'VE INSULTED MY TRIBE!
MIPHA: Calm down guys! Link kissed me! This means we're getting married!
ZELDA: Um, he like, kissed me too!
LINK: NOOO WHAT HAVE I DONEE :(
URBOSA: Thunder, feel the thunder- oi whats happening?
SOOGA: I DECLARE CIVIL WAR!
URBOSA: I knew I should've been paying attention
MASTER_KOHGA: yeah Kohgy and Soogy declare war!
(Master_Kohga and Sooga left the chat)
REVALI: THEN BLOODY WAR IT IS!
DARUK: YEAH!
URBOSA: Welp we're all enemies now
(Urbosa left the chat)
DARUK: ALL HAIL STALIN!
(Daruk left the chat)
MIPHA: Sorry Link
(Mipha left the chat)
ZELDA: Dad's definitely gonna ground me this time
(Zelda left the chat)
LINK: What have I done
REVALI: It's all going according to plan
LINK: What
REVALI: Hyrule is having a civil war and falling apart, so when I save everybody and unite the kingdom, I will be the glorious hero of hyrule!
LINK: you don't deserve it
REVALI: I have worked toward this goal for years through sweat, blood, and tears! You are a fool who was just magically born with super strength, hot looks, and an awesome destiny! :(
LINK: Okay Rev...
(Revali left the chat)
LINK: pfft I can sort this out
LINK: This'll be easy
(Link left the chat)
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
