(Link, Revali, Mipha, Daruk, and Urbosa joined the chat)
LINK: Damn that was a nice christmas
REVALI: I still don't think I want to know what that crap on your plate even was
DARUK: Revali, you must respect everyones' life choices
REVALI: Fair enough. I myself have made questionable life choices as well, such as choosing to dedicate my life to "assisting" Link in the final battle
URBOSA: You, salt bag, will the same no matter what life choices you make
DARUK: Hey calm down everyone! No need to get so upset!
REVALI: Being the arbiter as always, you giant boulder
DARUK: Hey i just noticed, Mipha ain't said anything yet
MIPHA: ....
LINK: Wassup miph
MIPHA: Nothing, I just, am really busy- making-
LINK: Makin what? Zora Armor?
MIPHA: Ummmmm. Link, will you accept my Zora Armor?
REVALI: the f*ck
DARUK: Let's goooooo
LINK: I forgot, can you remind me what that armor is for again
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: Everyone! Emergency!
URBOSA: Hmm?
ZELDA: Ganon is here!
DARUK: Haven't we killed Ganon like 4 times or something?
ZELDA: But for real this time, calamity Ganon has awakened and it's destroying hyrule?
DARUK: Damnit there go my afternoon plants, well we better get rolling, champions, to your divine beasts!
REVALI: Are you the boss now?
URBOSA: Revali, all of Hyrule depends on us now
REVALI: Yes of course, I will make to Vah Medoh with haste, but I am certain that Link will require my services as his savior in his final hours
(Daruk, Urbosa, Revali, and Mipha left the chat)
Later
(Sooga joined the chat)
SOOGA: Guys its horrible, the Yiga Clan resurrected Kohga but he still thinks Ganon's the boss and now the whole Clan is back with Ganon
ZELDA: Uh-oh. They must've been the ones who resurrected Ganon
SOOGA: You got that sealing power, right Zelda?
ZELDA: Ummm
LINK: You do right???
ZELDA: I-
(Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: Zelda, I need to talk
ZELDA: What's wrong, Urbosa?
URBOSA: I am at Vah Naboris, but there is a strange creature here. It is far beyond my skill level.
ZELDA: Urbosa!??
URBOSA: Sav'orq, my friend?
(Urbosa was disconnected)
ZELDA: URBOSA???
LINK: Sh*t, this got real dark real fast
SOOGA: Ayo don't forget about ya boi Sooga
SOOGA: Ouch
LINK: What happened?
SOOGA: Man it's nothin, the Ganon loyalists just stabbed me in the back
LINK: Yeah you already said that
SOOGA: Nah i mean literally
(Sooga was disconnected)
LINK: Damn
(Daruk joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
DARUK: Little guy! You alive still? I am, but Daruk's protection ain't gonna last...
MIPHA: Link! Are you okay???
LINK: .....
ZELDA: I think he's in shock....
MIPHA: Can i heal that???
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Don't worry all, we may have been ambushed by these creatures, but I, the great master revali, will overcome this-
(Revali was disconnected)
DARUK: Damn
LINK: Uhh, Zelda, i'm startin to pass out. I think this is it. Careful around those guardians
ZELDA: No! It can't end like this! I-I'll try to distract those guardians!
(Zelda left the chat)
DARUK: Imma head out, little guy
(Daruk was disconnected)
MIPHA: Well, I guess it's just you and me left, Link.
LINK: Yeah... Goodbye I guess? Also, make sure that armor or whatever fits me right
MIPHA: I will.... Oh, and Link?
LINK: Yeah?
MIPHA: I.... I love you
LINK: Me too, I guess....
(Mipha was disconnected)
LINK: ......
(Zelda joined the chat)
LINK: .....
ZELDA: Link????
(Link was disconnected)
ZELDA: There has to be a way to save him...
(Zelda left the chat)
(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Those damn fools... I warned them this would happen. Revali was right, they were all asinine.
(AnonymousWeirdo left the chat)
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
