Join the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars.
(Extreme cringe warning)
This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
AnonymousWeirdo adds Link, Zelda, Daruk, Mipha, Revali, and Urbosa to Group Chat
URBOSA: First picture-taking, and now group chat? These sheikah slates sure are strange...
DARUK: Man these slates are tiny compared to me! I wish there were bigger versions.... :(
LINK: -_-
REVALI: Screw you Link. Who CARES if he's a sword expert! He can't even talk!
MIPHA: He does talk sometimes!
ZELDA: Quit arguing champions! We're supposed to be a team! This Group Chat is for socializing so we can all come closer! Then we can easily defeat Ganon!
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: And That's why ya'll failed the first time.
ZELDA: What do you mean by that?
LINK: ANONYMOUSWEIRDO<LINK
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Hey I am cool! And it doesn't matter what I meant by that! I've just made this for the reasons zelda said. And also, some art from the internet of you guys! Don't ask what the internet is, or why you guys have pictures on it. Basically, if you can think of a picture of yourself, its on the internet.
DARUK: Am I the only one who finds this a bit creepy??
ZELDA: It comes with being famous across Hyrule.
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Alright, here's the first picture:
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ZELDA: Um, why is there war in that picture?
MIPHA: Is this are future? A-Are we going to die???!!
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Yes. But if you socialize and learn each other's secrets and stuff you will become closer and maybe survive! Oh, and I got one more pic for you Ravioli, I mean Revali:
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REVALI: No! This asinine picture can't be my future! I'll do this stupid chat
AnonymousWeirdo changed Revali's name to Ravioli
RAVIOLI: I knew the day would come
(Ravioli left the Chat)
LINK: :) :) :) :):) :) :)
URBOSA: What're you simlin' about?
DARUK: He probably found a tomato.
ZELDA: A Tomato?
DARUK: Yeah. Fellow actually talked for once the other day, and told me how he had an obsession with the color Red. I do to, seein' as I live above red lava all day, but don't know why he does. He's obsessed with lava, apples, tomatoes, red people, red lynels, red bokoblins, red lasers, red fire. Anything red.
MIPHA: I mean, i did catch him eating Red Lynel guts the other day
URBOSA: #1 How the heck do you know that #2 That's frickin disgusting
ZELDA: Hmmmmmmm Obsession with Red Things? Maybe I should find a red shirt....
URBOSA: And why would that be?
ZELDA: Reasons
DARUK: Well, Mipha's red all over, so even red clothes won't help ya
