(Various people joined the chat)
REVALI: LET'S BEGIN THE GAMES
LINK: Games? What Games?
REVALI: I'm gonna choose, Monopoly, nah that's too american.... Hmm what else is there? Checkers? Ooh I know! How about chess? That weird game my dad had an addiction too!
LINK: .....
MIPHA: Did you just challenge Link to chess
REVALI: Yes I did
LINK: I AM THE LORD OF CHESS
REVALI: I'll beat you
LINK: No. Checkmate.
REVALI: Uh bro the game ain't started yet
LINK: I know that. I'm just saying that I'm gonna beat you no matter what
REVALI: Okay I've got the pieces out
LINK: Okay you go first
REVALI: Okay I've moved
LINK: My turn. Checkmate
REVALI: The frick!??? You have not made a move yet? HEY! WHY ARE YOU YEETING CHESS PIECES AT ME? AH FRICK THE KING JUST POKED MY EYE ******************************I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
(Link banned Revali from the chat)
URBOSA: What have I just witnessed
MIPHA: You just witnessed the first of many dares by our friend
URBOSA: Okay
DARUK: Hey guys there's a dare for Urbosa to drink 5 bottles of Noble Pursuit!
ZELDA: oooooh Alcohol I love alchohol
MIPHA: See Link this is why I'm just a much better girlfriend then Zelda would've been
DARUK: Hang on what you saying?
LINK: Oh well last week I got drunk and then Mipha asked me on a date and I accidentally said yes and now I have to date her or else I'll ruin Sidon's childhood or something like that
DARUK: Sounds nice
URBOSA: Well anyways time to have a drink. Keep an eye on me little bird
-Five Minutes Later-
(Link added Revali back to the chat)
REVALI: I have returned
DARUK: How are you Urbosa?
(Urbosa was disconnected)
ZELDA: Uh guys I'm with Urbosa and she just broke her sheikah slate and went unconcious
REVALI: Typical Stuff in Gerudo Town
MIPHA: Lol
LINK: Now Miph @HyruleWarrior110 has another dare. You are dared to let Sidon into the chat
MIPHA: Oh no. Please no please no.
LINK: #(!!!!(*(*%#$(%#*#%*#(%(#%#%(#%)#%#%##%
MIPHA: Link we don't speak symbols
DARUK: He said that you have to do it
MIPHA: ?
DARUK: I used google translate
MIPHA: What's that?
REVALI: Ok boomer
ZELDA: ):< Not nice Ravioli Man
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
