BotW Champions Group Chat

Hackers be like

(Link joined the chat. Say hello, everybody!)

LINK: Hello? Anyone? My account got hacked so I had to delete it. It's taken me four months to find this groupchat again on my new account

REVALI: sucks for you

LINK: I had memories on that account! I can't believe i was hacked

REVALI: Hackers be like

DARUK: Don't worry Link. With the power of teamwork we can take on these hackers!

ZELDA: Yeah! Teamwork!

REVALI: Cringe

URBOSA: (Insert Sigh sound effect)

REVALI: Kids Show Protagonists be like

(Link changed Revali's name to Ravioli)

RAVIOLI: Dang it who gave Link admin permissions!

ZELDA: Um

DARUK: Anyways, Revali, I was serious. We are gonna find these hackers

ZELDA: Link. Meet me at the Royal Ancient Lab, and we'll get your sheikah slate scanned. Then they can trace the hackers

LINK: ok. Imma head out now

(Link left the chat. Farewell)

DARUK: So uh who wants to come to place for dinner. I got special rocks tonight

URBOSA: Special rocks?

DARUK: I'll send a screenshot

(Urbosa left the chat. Goodbye)

RAVIOLI: Cant you see, ya big boulder. The People don't wanna screenshot, so you don't give them a screenshot

DARUK: Fine

ZELDA: I just realized, where is Mipha?

DARUK: Idk

RAVIOLI: This chat is more fun without Mipha

(Zelda kicked Ravioli off the chat. R.I.P. Ravioli)

DARUK: Lol

(Zelda added Mipha to the chat. Hello there.)

DARUK: Where you been?

MIPHA: I made a vow not to use the sheikah slate, to forsake technology. However, the King is sending people into Space now, so I realized that vow wasn't going to work out

(Ravioli joined the chat. Welcome back)

DARUK: I wanna go to space

RAVIOLI: You wouldn't fit in the astronaut suit, fatso

DARUK: (Censored)

ZELDA: Gee, my father is really censoring everything

RAVIOLI: Government censorship be like

MIPHA: Revali! That is unkind!

RAVIOLI: Says the heir to a throne

(Zelda banned Ravioli from the chat. Sucks to be you, Ravioli)

DARUK: Dang, the bots are becoming self conscious.

MIPHA: I looked back at the old messages. Any luck with the hackers, Princess?

ZELDA: We scanned Link's sheikah slate, and determind the hackers to be located in the Yiga Clan Hideout

DARUK: I bet the hackers are part of the Yiga Clan!

MIPHA: ...

ZELDA: I think we all figured that out already, Daruk

DARUK: Oh

(Link joined the chat. Greetings)

LINK: Who wants to help me fight the Yiga Clan?

DARUK: Bruh I got dinner to cook. I'm having friends over

(Link left the chat. See ya later)

ZELDA: Daruk, didn't we all reject your dinner offer?

DARUK: oh yeah. Sometimes I forget that nobody cares about me

(Daruk left the chat. Depression be like)

(Link left the chat. See ya later)

MIPHA: Is it just me or do Revali and the Chat Bots seem really similar?

ZELDA: Let me check something. I'm gonna see who owns this Group Chat App

MIPHA: Who?

ZELDA: It says it's recently been bought by "Medoh Corporation"

MIPHA: Revali! His divine beast is Vah Medoh!

ZELDA: I think we all figured that out already, Mipha

MIPHA: Oh

ZELDA: Anyways, how are things with you and Link?

MIPHA: ...

MIPHA: Well

MIPHA: He's been distant lately. He told me he wanted to take a more nomadic lifestyle. He was inspired by the legends of an ancient hero of hyrule. A Hero who fought a mindless beast Ganon in a deserted Hyrule, and had to find 8 triforce shards

ZELDA: I've heard that story. So Link is a wanderer?

MIPHA: It seems so. He still visits on occasion. But he is distant

ZELDA: I see

(Ravioli joined the chat, and changed his name to Master Revali)

MIPHA: Revali! I thought you were banned!

MASTER REVALI: I am the owner of Medoh Corporation! I am the rule! I am beyond admin permissions! I am Supreme! 

(Master Revali became the owner of the group chat)

ZELDA: Hey!

MASTER REVALI: Sucks to be you, Princess

(Master Revali kicked Zelda and Mipha off the chat. R.I.P.)

Master Revali: I am supreme