(Ganon hacked into the chat)
GANON: The Dark Lord has returned from the depths of the underworld
(Purah added everyone back to the chat)
PURAH: Okay everything's fine now, except for the fact that I resurrected Demise
GANON: Actually you resurrected Ganon
PURAH: Oops
(Purah left the chat)
LINK: Well this sucks
DARUK: Yeah
REVALI: I can defeat ganon
MIPHA: ?
(Revali changed Ganon's name to Ganon_is_weird)
GANON_IS_WEIRD: I'm not weird
URBOSA: You are weird. You also BETRAYED the gerudo you stupid idiot
REVALI: LOL
GANON_IS_WEIRD: I'm not weird guys!
(Ganon added Lynel to the chat)
GANON_IS_WEIRD: Lynel am I weird?
LYNEL: Yes
GANON_IS_WEIRD: :(
LINK: See you are weird ganon
LYNEL: OH FRICK ITS LINK E*(%#U#(%#)%(*#%&*(#&%(*#&%(#%)#%&(*#%&)#&%#%#%#% everyone RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!
(Lynel was disconnected)
(Link banned Lynel from the chat)
GANON_IS_WEIRD: Well at least I'm not the only weirdo since Lynel is also weird
LINK: Nah, you're the only weirdo on this side of the Hylia River
GANON_IS_WEIRD: Screw you hero of the wild!
(Ganon_is_weird banned himself from the chat)
LINK: Hey guys its August today
MIPHA: Really? That means that the summer is almost over!
URBOSA: And in three weeks we have to be doing our work as champions again!
ZELDA: Yeah. I need to unlock my powers still
LINK: Didn't you already unlock them?
ZELDA: This chat is so screwed up that I don't even remember at this point
(Purah joined the chat)
PURAH: Hey everyone!
(Purah banned a lot of people from the chat again for some reason)
PURAH: Oops! Hey why is the chat still self-aware?
(The Chat banned Purah from the chat)
THE CHAT: Execute Order 66
SOOGA: Palpatine? Is that you?
(Sooga was banned from the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
