(Link joined the chat)
LINK: zzzzzzz
JEFF: Typing in your sleep again, link?
LINK: zzzzzz
JEFF: Wake Up Link
LINK: huh
JEFF: WAKE THE FRICK UP ALREADY
LINK: !#!#&!&!& who turned voice chat on!??
JEFF: I did. It's part of the Group Chat 2.0 update
LINK: the heck? Why am I in the middle of some unknown forest on a group chat?
JEFF: Idk
LINK: Who is Jeff?
(Jeff's name was changed to Revali)
REVALI: It's me Revali. Somebody hacked me the other day and changes my name to Jeff, and I didn't change it back until now
LINK: Jeff Bezos?
REVALI: Uh sure
LINK: Cool
REVALI: Anyways you must return to Hyrule
LINK: Im in Hyrule. Last thing I remember, I got banned from the chat for punching you or something
LINK: That was yesterday right?
REVALI: More like six months ago
LINK: #&@#*&@*@ 6 months?
REVALI: A lot has happened in your absence, Link
REVALI: $r#e&t&u%r*n(%t%o(h%y$r*u$l*e$l*i#n(k
LINK: Is that a new glitch font or something. I like this update
(Revali left the chat)
(Revali unfriended Link)
LINK: That was weird
LINK: Wait you can friend people now? Sweet. I better get Beedle's friend code to demand arrows
(Link successfully hacked Beedle's 3DS)
LINK: Bruh who uses a 3DS to get internet. Fella must be broke or something
LINK: Anyways I have the friend code
LINK: Now who am I even talking to
(Beedle was hacked into the chat by Link)
BEEDLE: I SWEAR I DONT HAVE IT! DONT SEARCH THE HOUSE! I DONT USE
(Beedle was interrupted by Link)
LINK: Interrupt feature? Not sure how that even makes sense but okay
BEEDLE: Oh its just link. Sorry I thought you were one of the Feds
LINK: Feds? You mean the Knights of Hyrule?
BEEDLE: Their full name is the Federal Knights of Hyrulean Investigation
LINK: woah
BEEDLE: I took Honors Government
LINK: Where did you go to school
BEEDLE: When I was young my pops took me to a strange underground building and some angry people educated me. One day these soldiers came and killed all of them, and put me in this big white room, and I spent four years there until the time came for me to go to high school
LINK: That's creepy. I don't like creepy stories
(Link banned Beedle from the chat)
(Link unfriended Beedle)
LINK: Who needs friends, when one can have solitude
LINK: This is boring. Oh well, I wonder where the others all are? I guess I'll just do me some hackin
LINK: ah crap I didn't mean to hack you King Rhoam
(Link left the chat)
Author's Note: Hey guys sorry for not making a chapter for a few months, I was busy. I will try to get the next chapter out in March
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