Join the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars.
(Extreme cringe warning)
This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
(Link, Zelda, Mipha, Daruk, and Urbosa joined the chat)
LINK: Sup my good friends
REVALI: Anybody want to buy a giant statue of Revali
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LINK: Damn that's even more inaccurate than the Amiibo!
REVALI: The hell are you saying?
DARUK: Did you guys hear about the cocaine they found in Hyrule Castle
LINK: I think this Revali statue is more accurate to the in-game representation, contrary to what these sculptors may think
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REVALI: Is that joke not getting old by now? Like damn that Ravioli joke is so old it probably would look like this
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LINK: You are not funny birb
REVALI: Did you just call me a birb? What the hell are you on man
DARUK: Cocaine probably
URBOSA: Daruk, forgive me but can you shut up about Cocaine
DARUK: Sorry 'bosa, i just been hitting it with the Cartel lately when we do those business deals with the distributors
ZELDA: Wait there's Cartels in Hyrule?
DARUK: Yeah well, when the Yiga Clan turned good it seems they left a power vaccum in the criminal world, and it just so happens that the only thing the Yiga Clan do nowadays instead of being evil is mass producing addictive drugs that they sell to Cartels
ZELDA: Damn
URBOSA: Well Daruk you need to quit hanging out with these bad people
(Daruk left the chat)
LINK: Speaking of mummy ganondorf, what do ya'll think of TotK Ganondorf?
REVALI: Man is BADASS like wtf with the demon king form and the army and crap. Though the fact he's a different ganon from OoT pisses me off.
URBOSA: Why the hell would he be cool, he gives my people a bad name. Until 2017, my people were considered evil villains!
LINK: (Cough, cough) Four Swords Adventures
REVALI: We don't talk about that asinine game. Four Links??? Literal hell. One is bad enough. If there were four links i bet one of them would take my job on Vah Medoh!
REVALI: Oh wait, I must apologize, I forgot you Links have no way of making up to that Divine Beast on your own!
