Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: The Glass Between Us

I literally finished writing this two minutes to midnight, and I only proofread it once, so sue me.

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"Alright kids, are you all ready to go?" Your middle school teacher asked. You all cheered.

"I wanna see some animals FÚCK EACH OTHER HARD AND FAST LIKE MY PARENTS DO WHEN THEY THINK IM ASLEEP!"

"Y/n please, not yet..."
Despite that, your classmates cheered all around you. Your teacher instructed all of you onto the bus. Your friend, Asuka, sat next to you.

"Are you excited Y/n-chan?" She asked. You nodded with a hum.

"Yeah! You think there's going to be animals that fight to the death or something?"

"... should I call your parents."

"What? No! I'm perfectly fine! I just wanna see who would come out on top... or cum out on top, doesn't matter."

"... I'm kinda regretting being you're friend."

"*Your."

"... what--"

"Your, as in, possession, 'your' friend."

"This is a verbal conversation."

"Okay and I can't correct your grammar?"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'YOUR' I'M USING THOUGH--"

"LISTEN DON'T ASK, I JUST DO."
The teacher at the front of the bus violently shushed you.

"SHUT UP CORINNE, THAT'S WHY YOUR HUSBAND CHEATED ON YOU WITH DAICHI-KUN'S DAD!"

"He fucking WHAT?!"
And that's how you almost started an actual fight between a grown adult woman and a tiny middle school child. Eventually, the teacher was released from her duty for the rest of the week, and a replacement came in.

"Can we like... go to the zoo already?" Another tiny child asked from the back. Your substitute teacher laughed.

"Of course we can! Unfortunately, we have quite the... instigator with us, don't we?"

"Heh... what kinda loser ass bitch is she talking about?" You asked, looking around the bus. Asuka stared at you.

"She's talking about you, Y/n-chan."

"... well shit--"

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Eventually, your class made it to Asahiyama Zoo. All of you were really excited to see all of the animals.

"I wonder if they abuse the animals to perform tricks for human entertainment."
Asuka just blinked at you.

"Uh... Y/n-chan... you... scare me..."

"Really? Why?"

"Come one kids! We only have two hours to tour the entirety of the zoo!" Your teacher called.

"FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"

"Y/n-chan please--"
After that spectacle, and that you were hogtied and being carried by four students, the group of you finally entered the zoo. There were already hundreds of people there, and the distant sounds of animals caught your attention. You wiggled out of your classmates' grips and landed on the ground. From there, you violently shook yourself like a toddler high off of ten cups of caffeine. You managed to get out of your retraints and followed close to Asuka, who paused to let you catch up.

"What are you most excited to see?" She asked you. You shrugged lightly.

"I'm not sure. What about you?"
Her eyes suddenly lit up at your question.