(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

You mean... a thrust or two is enough?

"What in the world?" Fil roared angrily as he looked at the delicate angelic beauty under him who just dared to make use of his weapon another way...

As a fucking boxing stand!

"It's me!" Eric desperately tried to wriggle himself free. 

Despite being kicked in his most precious jewels, Fil's stance was unmoved. No, it was immovable! He was on top of Eric, with his strong arms confining Eric below him.

Fil just reeked of manly pheromones.

It was different from Del's. Del had irresistible pheromones that assaulted one gently, while Fil's were strong and manly. There was nothing seductive about it, but it was damn attractive!

If one was into strong, hot guys who rendered anyone unable to move with only one fierce thrust then they would be weak to Fil's pheromones. If one wasn't, then Fil's pheromones wouldn't be able to seduce anyone. However, Del's was different. 

It didn't matter what type or gender you liked, in front of Del, you were weak regardless of any factors. And this was why Del was fatally tempting. 

No, no, no wait. Eric shook his head. Why the hell did he have these kinds of thoughts? C-Could it be he was turning bend for alpha-males? He, the previous, top alpha male on earth?

"Who?" Fil cocked an eyebrow as if he had no clue about life outside this book.

"M-Me," Eric weakly said as his hand pressed against Fil's strong chest. Damn it, what the hell is he getting weak for?

"Who?"

For fuck's sake you stupid brute, use your fucking demon brain!

"Your teacher!" Eric finally choked out after he managed to tear his gaze off of Fil's eight pack. Damn these demons, not only were they insanely handsome but being this close to them, messed with one's mind. Eric wondered again if demons weren't some form of succubus.

"Teach?" once Fil said this, he pressed himself even closer to Eric while taking a good look at Eric.

Eric whimpered. Why? Why? Was there a need to ask? Because something hard just raised and bumped Eric's limp one, ok!

"Teach... hmm," Film use his finger to wipe the makeup off Eric's face and then took off his wig. Without waiting he tore off the dress as well and saw Eric's pale chest and rosy buds.

"Indeed teach. Haha!"

Fuck you, did you need to confirm it this way? Eric was embarrassed. Why? Not because he was found out like this but because Fil's big finger rubbed against his lips and now his chest very sensually and it sent a shiver through Eric's entire body.

"Sexy. Teach, you look very sexy," Fil's smirk made Eric want to cough blood, gurgle it, spit it at Fil before trying to drown himself with it. Just when Eric thought Fil went for an attack, surprisingly Fil got off Eric, seemingly losing all interest in him.

He laid next to Eric on the bed with his hands behind his head and stared at the ceiling before sighing, "I don't do it with humans. You pitiful beings are too fragile. Runs of the risk of being fucked to death by me."

"Cough!" Eric instantly scurried away from Fil and used the blanket to hide his naked skin.

Eric looked like an innocent temptress. Seeing the sight made Fil narrow his eyes with desire for a brief second before Fil waved with his hand.

Eric was human and Fil wasn't interested in humans no matter how appealing or tempting they were. He'd thrust in two or three times and they'd collapse (die) so where was the fun in a broken toy?

Also, although Fil acknowledged Eric as his rival, Fil still had to test this human who became his teacher. Why would he want to do his rival? The obvious and natural thing to do with a rival was to crush them and emerge as the victor.

Although Fil looked at Eric's lips, crushing them in bed could also count, however, Fil had to properly make sure Eric was worthy of being Fil's rival. After all, he was only human. Eric did surprise Fil many times but not to the extent, Fil could properly challenge Eric.

Luckily, or unluckily, Eric read Fil's thoughts and shuddered again. G-Good thing Eric was human and a lowly rival, just two or three thrusts of Fil could break a human? What the fuck? Either this beast knew no restraint or all demons were like this.

Maybe one normal thrust of this was akin to that of double penetration 30 times in a row?

Eric wanted to die! Fil was only the fourth-strongest and the biggest contender for Eric's ass was Del! The strongest! The Demon Lord with an unholy, majestic, fucking unscientific big weapon!

Maybe just putting it in would destroy Eric. Mental note: Don't let Del ever, ever, ever, ever, ever touch Eric. 

How brutal and ferocious must Fil's dick be? No, Eric shouldn't think about it. Why was he having such thoughts again?

Fil only laid there bored. Afraid, he'd become fiery again after being so tame all of a sudden, Eric said, "So, I look like myself."

Fil looked like himself, maybe because he wrote himself as the hero after all.

"Yea? What else?"

"In Lyna's story, I took the appearance of the character, no, I possessed the character but here I'm myself?"

"Maybe because you are a small fodder. Hahaha! Teach, it suits you!" Fil sat up and roared with laughter. A few veins popped on Eric's head, you damn demon!

"Either way, I've learnt that we have to edit the story in order to leave."

"Teach's perceptive."

Because I almost fucking died in the last one!

"We need to form a plot since there's no currently."

"What ya mean?" Fil fiercely said with arrogance, "There's! Being a hero, bathing in luxury, sex, food and worship, power, what else is there?"

Eric's brow twitched. Fil had absolutely no fucking clue what a plot even was! It seemed like Eric's lessons were for nought! Did anything go through this wanton brain?

"Please be serious. This hedonistic behaviour is no plot. You do know that Superheroes and Cultivators hate each other and there's a split in the world?"

"Yeah, cultivators live on one side and superheroes on the other. My brilliant sect in the middle, since I'm the hero- this is utopia."

Eric had the incredible urge to punch that pathetic piece of wobbly schlong, of course, what utopia? I'm beaten, bruised and bullied! It's the typical strong exploiting the weak!

"Just be quiet," Eric was so done with Fil that Eric actually started to slightly lose his angelic act and showed a bit more of himself. 

Well, this wanton brain wouldn't even notice it, "Tell me how this world came to be even, why are there cultivators and superheroes? Two very different-"

"Easy!" Fil got fired up, "My brilliant mind produced this!"

Oh, how he wished he could smackedy smack smack some sense into Fil.

"Basically," Fil turned into a wannabe smart, maybe Eric's mental smacking helped, "Two universes clashed with each other. Force was so strong, boom, people died many many years ago. So, only this world is left and superheroes and cultivators live together now."

Fuck! What was this? A wannabe big bang? Fuck, would anyone believe this?

But it was impossible to change now. If people in this story believed in it, then it had to be used.

Only if Eric managed to convince the whole world, then could another background story be used but did Eric want to put so much effort into it?

No! Eric believed in the stupidity of humans and average readers, yes despite this being stupid, they'd believe this and give this story a try because they wanna see how something this dumb could be a story. And if Eric managed the plot well, it could still be a success.