Natasha Romanoff x Fem reader One-shots

Bloopers - SJ

FLUFFFFF :) Swear words thoughhh!

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Clip 1:

Me and Scarlett were facing each other. We were looking at each other, doing the scene because this scene is meant to be arguing. "You're useless, Y/C/N!" Scarlett shouted at me in character. "I KNOW! SCARLETT!" I shouted "oh shit sorry that's not your character's name..." I laughed. "You're such a dork, Y/N!" She replied. "Can we restart the scene?" I asked the director as politely as possible. I began walking away and the camera followed me.

I let out a loud sigh that was heard through the camera, then I turned back around to face Scarlett and as we began acting again. I started walking toward Scarlett shouting again till I tripped up over my laces and fell face first onto the floor. "Well for fuck-" I said. Scarlett was just looking at me laughing, "Let me help you up, Y/N..." she said. "NO! I got this Miss Scarlett Johansson! I believe in me!" I said, full of belief.

Beginning to sit up, I stood up and sneezed on Scarlett. "I am so sorry..." I replied laughing to the point of tears. "That was disgusting, Y/N/N... You're such a weirdo. God your lucky I love you" she said walking away. "I'M SORRY SCAR!" The camera panned to me, and I walked up the camera and held it near my face. "Things are complicated..." I said, my serious tone not holding.

Clip 2:

Scarlett and I were sat on the motorbike we had been sat on for like 20 minutes now and the camera was on us, waiting for the action sequence to start. "I'm bored wanna play Rock, paper, scissors?" I ask Scarlett from behind her. She nodded and moved her hand to the side, and we began playing. "NO! You can't do that silly bitch" I say when I slapped her on the back of her head. "What! I won that fair and square!" She replied punching me in the leg. Then we both turned our heads to the camera to see the camera men snickering behind the camera.

We both looked at each other then turned our heads back to the camera. We lifted our hands and waved. I then put my fingers up to my eyes and put them towards the camera doing the 'I see you motion'

Clip 3:

Me, Scar and Florence we're all in this car together. Scar was driving, Florence was passenger, and I was sat in the middle back seat. "I really like my vESt" Florence said. Scarlett didn't notice the voice wavering, but I burst out laughing. "Y/N!" Scarlett said looking at me laughing. "Sorry but Florence- her voice-" I wheezed. My laugh dragged on, and Florence began bursting out laughing whereas Scarlett was looking really confused. "I'm so sorry but her VoiCe" I said as my voice wavered due to my wheezing. "OH, fucking hell Y/N" She laughed, beginning to understand

The camera's stayed on us as we were laughing and then Florence turns to Scarlett and says in a really high-pitched voice "Did we do it? Did we save the world?" When in reality the past 3 minutes we were just sat in this car laughing because Flo's voice decided to completely fail. "What a shambles this shit has become" I said from the backseat. "You said it not me" Scarlett said basically laughing through her tears.

Clip 4:

"Don't You dare Y/C/N!" Scarlett said in character. "NO! I'm going and thats that!" I shouted back and began walking away like the script said. Then Scarlett grabbed my wrist and made me turn to see her. "YOU'RE NOT GOING" She spat. Quite literally. Scarlett was so in character she had accidentally spat in my eye, and I couldn't open it. "Fuck's sake scar... You've blinded me!" I then dropped to the floor and held my hand up to my eye. "MAN DOWN! SEND A MEDIC!" Scarlett shouted getting the jist of the joke I was playing.

Then Lizzie came running from God knows where, "She was so young!" She said whilst putting on a fake sad face. Next thing I know Hemsworth lifted me up and began to carry me. "We loved you little one!" He said trying not to laugh. "IT'S ALL MY FAULT" Scarlett said causing everyone to burst out laughing. "Glad you all find my death amusing" I said whilst sitting up, or as Tom holland said 'rose like the undertaker' making everyone laugh even more.

"I am actually sorry though Y/N" Scarlett said to me, sympathy in her voice. "Don't worry about it, I'm just glad it brought morale back up cause everyone was getting a bit sick of our characters shouting, I think. "I do hate shouting at you though..." she admitted. "I hate shouting at you too..." I smiled and brought her into a hug.

Clip 5:

"Soooo are we done with the arguing now?" I asked Scarlett whilst in character. "I- er... what's my line?" she laughed. "We were so close to finishing this scene... Scar I swear i'm going to kill you!" I said laughing. "Y/N, no." "Y/N, yes." I replied bluntly then began chasing her around.

The next thing we know Scarlett is straddling me whilst tickling me, "SCARLETT NO!" I laughed. "SCARLETT YES!" She said, using my own line against me. "YOU DESERVE THIS FOR HAVING A FACE THAT MAKES ME FORGET MY LINES!" She continued as she still tickled me. "NOOO! I'M SORRY I'LL GET A DIFFERENT FACE!" I replied then we both realise how weird the conversation was, so we just laughed even harder. Scarlett couldn't contain herself and flopped down next to me, both of us in a state.

Then the camera panned to Florence who was stood on the side looking utterly confused and she said, "Please tell me you got that..." The Director spoke up and said, "YOU LADIES WERE CAUGHT IN 4K!" Causing us to laugh even more.

"Yeah well, Scarlett loves me so it's fine!" I said in the direction of the camera. "She wishes I loved her." Scar said. I turned to look her in the eyes and regret covered her face. "I'm sorry." She said trying to stifle a smile then we began basically play-fighting on the floor of set. Everyone was laughing at this point. Neither one of us have had this fun in ages and it was so good to see everyone smiling.

"Forget your lines more often" I spoke. "Only if you keep your forgettable face." She replied causing another line of small chuckles from everyone.