Natasha Romanoff x Fem reader One-shots

Drunk - SJ

I'm writing this as I'm talking to my therapist- she doesn't know I'm doing this. My best response to her throughout this whole time was "maybe i dunno :/"

Scarlett's POV

I can't wait to get home. I've recently moved in with this lovely girl. Her name is Y/N Y/L/N and to be honest, all my life I've only ever looked at men, but with her. She's different. The love and care I feel towards her is like nothing I've ever felt before. So I get excited to see her every single day I finish work. However, today is different. We recently wrapped, 'Jojo Rabbit' and it now means me and her can spend so much more time with each other.

Chris Evans knows how much I like her, but to be honest, despite all his advise being just tell her my feelings towards her I just can't bring myself to do it. What if she rejects me and makes me move out. I can't deal with that kind of heartbreak.

"Y/N, i'm home!" I announce as I enter our shared apartment, but I was just met with silence. That was until I heard Y/N screaming the lyrics to 'Hopelessly devoted to you' in the living room. The smell of alcohol instantly hit me in the face. This bitch got drunk without me. Her Y/H/C hair whizzed around as drunkenly swayed to her own singing, dancing with a bottle of Malibu. "Oh heyyyy" She said finally noticing me, sending me a smile. "You look like you're enjoying yourself." I reply back to her, sending her the same warm smile she sent me.

"Care to dance with me and Mr. Malibu?" She slurred pulling me onto the carpet. "Well I suppose I don't have a choice." She took another swig of her drink before setting it down. Her arms draped over my shoulders and my hands guided themselves to her hips. We were dancing to nothing and it was rather nice actually. "You know... you remind me of someone" She said with her head bobbing up and down to the music in her head. "Who's that?" I questioned her.

"There's this acryress" She began, she did say actress wrong but it was clear she was struggling to stand up let alone speak. "Her name is Scarlettto and she is sooo pretty. You have her nose" Her hand came up and bopped my nose making me chuckle. "Scarletto?" I asked with a grin. "Yup, Scarletto Johansson. Wanna know a secret about her?"

"Go on then" Unexpectedly Y/N slapped my arm causing me to chuckle. "I can't tell you otherwise it wouldn't be a secret. Plus she's straight anywayyyy which means she's automatically so much more boring" Her eyes rolled and I kept a wide smile on my face. "You've had a lot to drink, eh? And you didn't think to share... But I know Scarlett and she told me herself that she has her eye on this one girl..."

Her head perked up instantly. "Well then. I must not speak to you because i've claimed her and you could be an imposter trying to ruin my chances with that woman. So no i'm not interested in a one night stand and I do not wish to have sex with you. I will be notifying Scarlett of this!" She was so affirmative I let myself off of her and left out the front door for a millisecond before coming back in.

Y/N somehow ended up in the strangest position on the sofa. "Scarlett! There was an imposter!" She yelled looking up at me. "Was there now?" I laughed. "Yeahhhh they even looked like you. I reckon they fancied me. Too bad i'm saving myself for someone" A giant smile rested on her lips.

"I'm sure you are. Now come on let's get you off to bed" I tell her, helping her up slowly. "Woah Scarlett. I mean I know you love me but we haven't even been on our first official date yet so slow your horses." She paused longingly before continuing, "But yes I will have sex with you." When she's sober she has no confidence but drunk Y/N is so confident i'm kind of loving it.

"We can continue this conversation when we're sober" I told her sternly, helping her into bed. "Well can you at least stay with me.. I left bear in the washing machine and I need something to cuddle" How can I say no to that face? I began to undress myself and I threw on one of her hoodies. "Can I have one of your hoodies?" She asked shyly. I nodded and quickly went into my room searching for the right hoodie i've been saving as a gift for her.

She put it on and it looked perfect. "Look at what it says.." I say smirking at her. Her head tilted downwards towards her chest. The hoodie had the words 'I am owned by my roommate' on it. It didn't say who 'roommate' is but if Y/N still wants me tomorrow then I will get another saying 'Scarletts Property' on it and make her wear it whenever she goes out and wants to wear a hoodie.

Her little face was so adorable and it made my heart swell. "I'm only yours if you come cuddle" She smiled. This woman's smile is so contagious. I got in next to her and her body magnetised to mine. "Can you hold me Scarlett?" She asked me shyly, digging her head into the crook of my neck.

My arms snaked around her waist, with one of my hand making soothing movements on her back as the other patted her bum ever few seconds. Her legs wrapped themselves around me and she looked like a koala in my arms. I think she took us both by surprise when she let out a cute small sneeze. "Oh good baby... here wipe" I said. Mentally, I slapped myself in the face for calling her baby, but I wanted nothing more than to have this every night. I grabbed a tissue next to me and wiped her nose for her. "Thank you.." she mumbled almost silently into my neck.

It didn't take long for me to figure out she was struggling to sleep even with all the alcohol in her system so I knew the perfect thing to help her sleep. I began humming a tune that came to my head that slowly turned into me singing 'Slipping through my fingers' by ABBA. Personally, I don't listen to them often, but when I do it always makes me smile and seeing her smile as she falls asleep in my arms makes me want to listen to them even more.

"Goodnight Y/N" I whisper, kissing her forehead and laying myself down to fall asleep alongside her.