Natasha Romanoff x Fem reader One-shots

Cute moments - NR

THIS IS MY APOLOGY OKAY! IT'S ALLLL FLUFF! SORRY IT'S SHORT BUT THIS IS ALL YOUR GETTING! PLUS SOME PHOTOS CAUSE I FELT BAD!

Nat: WAIT WE CAN'T GO YET I LEFT SOMETHING
Yelena: HURRY UP!
Nat: walks towards you holding her arms out
Y/N: oh hey-

Nat: picks you up okay now i'm ready

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Nat: How would you first tell someone you loved them?
Y/N: I wouldn't i'm too much of a pussy. what about you?
Nat: I'd tell them that I adore them.
Y/N: Wait you told me that this morning when I made breakfast-

Nat: I adore you Y/N

Y/N: smiles how cute... I adore you too Tasha

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Y/N: Stabs the enemy
Nat: Y/N! What the fuck!
Y/N: You should thank me I'm saving ammo
Sam: IT'S PAINTBALL-

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Nat: No Y/N..
Y/N: Yes Y/N.
Nat: googles: why are people so stupid
Y/N: looks at her computer
Nat: Aimed.
Y/N: sighs and leans back I know darling... I know.

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Nat: I failed my mission yesterday
Nat: I've never failed before my life is over.
Y/N: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why we call it the present..
Y/N: Don't beat yourself up about it.
Nat: That's beautiful love, where did you hear that from?
Y/N: Kung fu panda. All hail Master Oogway
Nat: Well.. can't say im surprised.

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Y/N: Well you know what they say.. money can't buy happiness.
Nat: i'm free.. and I'm great at sex
Y/N: My love we've been married for 5 years now and have 2 kids.
Nat: But... I'm free and great at sex.
Y/N: That you are love but stop saying it because it makes you sound like a free prostitute.
Nat: ...but you love me.
Y/N: Indeed I do.

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Nat: It says I need 2 cups of honey.
Nat: walks in
Y/N: Honey? come here for a sec...
Nat: I swear if your making the honey joke again-
Y/N: What's wrong honey? I need 2 cups of you
Nat: The only two cups I have are Double D's
Y/N: Exactly smirks

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Y/N: What does a couch say to the couch on the other side of the room?
Nat: I don't know love its 3am..
Y/N: we're sofa apart.
Nat: You make me question why I married you everyday of my life
Y/N: I'm sofa king funny
Nat: Go to sleep. giggles a little
Y/N: Shut up i'm funny laughs and lays down cuddling her

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Nat: Don't get smart with me Y/N.
Y/N: I'm always smart.
Nat: Yeah whatever floats your boat sweetheart.
Y/N: winks You wanna know what really floats my boat?
Nat: Oh yeah whats that? pins Y/N against the bed
Y/N: Water. Water floats my boat.
Nat: Oh my god.