The mechanic (Old Version)

chapter 107 the 10 commandments of being a best friend

Author note:if this seems stupid i wrote this at 3 AM

With Eri

*It's been a peaceful day relatively speaking with satsuki out sick most people left her and her friends alone*

Mínoka:talk about a bunch of sheep's

*Marquis didn't even look up from his magazine*

Marquis:don't say it.

Mínoka: what? It's the truth

Marquis:and the moment you say it something will happen

Mínoka:come on not like in madam Quackadoo or something

*Eri almost did a spit take at hearing her part time work name*

Kotsuzui:you actually read her horoscope?

Mínoka:I'm telling you all it works! I mean look at this one she wrote a few days ago! Cancer you will see the face of death

Flashback  with izuku

*We see him against the wall completely covered in sweat, breathing heavily as his knees begin to buckle*

Izuku:t...tsuyu please snap out of it!!

Tsuyu:keeeroooo....keeeroooo.....

*We see tsuyu on all 4 getting ready to jump almost in a similar state as izuku only one difference, in izuku eyes there was fear. In tsuyu's there was lust as her animalistic instinct took over*

Izuku:h... honey please i just need a break to drink water or some ahh!!

*Izuku jumped out the way as tsuyu jumped to his direction missing him by a hair, izuku made a run for it for the door but felt something slimy and warm around his waits. Tsuyu's tongue*

Izuku:c.. can't we just cuddle?

Tsuyu:~keeeroooo...~

Back to Eri

Mínoka:or aquarius on the same day, you'll have a hunger like no other

Marquis:come on, i 20 bucks say that she just gives them out at random

Eri:........

Eri"i was in a rush that day"

Mínoka:whatever. And all I'm saying

Marquis:here we go....

Mínoka:without that queen bee bitch satsuki asui these sons of bitches don't do jack shit

*Marquis sighed and placed his magazine on the table as he got up grabbing Eri and taking her with him*

Mínoka:hey where you going?!

Marquis:far, far away from you before you're jinxs infects us too

Mínoka: you're way too superstitious come back....

*You could hear a pin drop as someone thought it would be a good idea to throw a wet piece of paper ball Right at minoka's face*

Minoka:Ok so. Number one!
I see this as a challenge, and i for one demand satisfaction so whoever did this comes up to me and If they apologize, I'll have no need for further action

Maki:why don't you fuck yourself

*Marquis sighed loudly the sighed turned into a groan as he let go of eri and started walking to be next to mínoka*

Minoka:number 2 i guess if you I'm going to have to grab a friend as my second

Marquis:and sadly that friend is me