Wriothesley's POV
"Where is Neuvillette?"
"Finishing up some matters, Lady Furina."
"And you're here with us... why exactly? I thought you would cling to that stupid dragon as long as possible."
"Lady Furina-"
"Or were you kicked out?" She asked jokingly.
I couldn't help but flinch and naturally, she noticed.
"Wait. I was only joking. He really kicked you out?"
"I was not kicked out."
"Then why are you here? I doubt you prefer our company over his."
To be perfectly clear, I'm fine with both Clorinde and Navia. It's your company that is the problem here.
On that note.
"Why are you all-"
"No, no, no. We are not switching subjects until you've told me how you managed to get yourself kicked out."
"Lady Furina, please-"
"Spit. It. Out."
Sigh...
She's not going to stop until I tell her, is she?
Well...
"I teased him a bit."
I'm not exactly lying.
"You teased him?"
"Yes."
"A bit?"
"Yes, Lady Furina."
What about that is so difficult to understand?
"You do know that Neuvillette has not had a partner of any kind since his birth, right?"
"Yes, yes, I'm aware. What does this have to do with..."
My voice faded as I caught sight of that crafty smirk over my teacup.
"That also includes one that humans would call a 'casual hook-up'."
Pfft!
Cough! Cough! Cough!
"Lady Furina!"
What the hell?!
"What? I'm just trying to enlighten you." She shrugged her shoulders.
"Enlighten? Enlighten?!"
Enlighten my ass!
The only thing you're doing is getting me to choke on my tea.
"Yes, enlighten. But since it's clear that it isn't going to get through to you unless I spell it out... Girls, would you be so kind as to cover your ears?" She said to Clorinde and Navia.
Why would they need to cover their ears?
"There really is no need for that, Lady Furina." Navia shook her head.
"Navia is right. The implications of your words were quite clear." Clorina added.
Like hell they were!
"Well then, if that's the case..."
There was a long dramatic pause before she said:
"You made him horny."
And I once again choked on my tea.
Lady Furina! What the fuck?!
"What other ways do humans use to express this again? You turned him on. You- Mph!"
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The Iudex's day off
FanfictionWriothesley takes it upon himself to investigate the sudden disappearances of melusines when Sigewinne doesn't return from her sudden day off. This leads him straight to the Chief Justice himself, only to find that Neuvillette too seems to have tak...
