The Iudex's day off

Side Story 3 - What did I do?!

Happy Birthday to Moch1xHikaru!

 I present you the final part of The Drunkard Tales of Wriollette!

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 Wriothesley's POV

"Neuvillette..."

 "No." 

 "Come on. Tell me."

 "No."

 "Come on! What did I do when I was drunk?!"

 He was being so secretive about it I was starting to imagine some things.

 I didn't try to drag him to be, did I?

 I wouldn't be too surprised if I tried to strip him.

 ...

 No.

 No way.

 I wouldn't be insane enough to just go for it.

 "If you want to know, then why don't you start by telling me what I did when I was drunk?"

 "I already told you-"

 "Not those bunch of lies." He said bluntly, putting down his pen

 How did he know I lied?!

 Did he remember something?

 "Your drunk self is awfully honest, Wrio." He chuckled darkly.

 Sh*t!

 I told him myself!

 Aah!

 I'm an idiot!

 A complete moron!

 How can I tell him about my lies myself?!

 "So?" He raised an eyebrow.

 Argh!

 Can I just jump to my death now?

 But, fine.

 Fine, whatever.

 Nothing happened anyway. There is no reason for me not to tell him.

 "You passed out about two seconds after drinking that cup of wine."

 "And?"

 "I brought you home and got you into bed. I took off some of your clothes but I got interrupted when you woke up. You said a bunch of nonsense about me being pretty, unbuttoned my shit to stare at me for a bit, told me I was pretty a few more times, insisting that what you say is the truth as you are the Hydro Sovereign, and then you went to sleep."

 "That's it?"

 "That's it."

 A rough version of it anyway.

 But I didn't lie this time.

 I just omitted some details.

 "Perfectly normal and reasonable behavior then." Neuvillette concluded.

 How is that normal behavior?!

 "I'm not-"

 He started frowning as he gave me a once-over.

 "No matter how I look at it, I've said nothing but the truth." He said seriously.

 A blush shot up my neck faster than I could think it was possible.