Chapter 51: Make No Bones About It

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"YOOHOHOHOHO!!" The skeleton raised its hat into the air. "It's such a pleasure to meet you! Hello and good day to you all. As of today, I'll be joining you on this ship as your newest crew member." (Y/N)'s jaw dropped with the skeleton's sheer existence. "Once dead and all bones, my name is Brook and I do hope we can get along!"

"Are you kidding me?! What the heck is this things?!!" (Y/N), Franky, Zoro and Usopp questioned their crew mates and style skeleton.

"Yohohoho! Oh my, what a tough crowd you are."

Luffy giggled at his crew's reaction as Sanji and Nami sighed in defeat. Brook walked up to the shaking (Y/N) and calm Robin. "My goodness and what lovely young women. Perhaps you would like to show me your panties?"

"HELL NO YOU PERVERTED SKELETON!" (Y/N) flew up a bit to smack Brook on his skull. Nami screamed at the skeleton to stop his sexual harassment as (Y/N) cowered behind Robin. "I-I touched it... it's real?!!"

"I'm not an 'it', I'm a him. Don't you recall? My name is Brook." Brook rubbed his skull a bit. (Y/N) shivered in fear from the skeleton talking to her.

Usopp put of a bunch of 'ghost gear', holding a cross up to the skeleton. "R-Remove yourself from this ship, you fiend! Submit to the holy power that I wield. Evil be gone! Evil be gone!!" The long nose slowly inched closer to Brook making the skeleton step back from his actions.

"It's working. Keep it up! You're awesome, Usopp!!" Chopper happily cheered on his crew mate. The long nose obviously accepted the compliment, claiming that he paid a lot of money for the 'ghost gear' and that it better work.

"Where is this evil creature?! I can't see it!!" Brook frantically looked around in fright.

"IT'S YOU, STUPID!!" Usopp, Chopper and (Y/N) angrily yelled at the skeleton making him shriek in fear.

Usopp whispered something over to Chopper making the little reindeer's eyes light up. "Oh it's a dream?! What a relief.. That's nice." Chopper fell on the ground, sighing peacefully.

Brook loomed over the doctor. "Uh.. excuse me? Hello. Hello? Good morning!" Chopper slowly opened his eyes, looking up at the skeleton for a second before screaming in absolute fear.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!!" Zoro angrily yelled at the two before turning to Luffy. "What is this thing and why is it on our ship?!!"

"That's our new crew member! Isn't he funny?" Luffy smiled brightly at the swordsman.

"Who cares?!! He's not joining our crew!!" Zoro turned his anger to Nami and Sanji, scolding them for allowing Luffy to invite the skeleton on board.

(Y/N) peaked around Robin, looking at the scene before her. "He's like an angry father..."

"I know. It's fascinating." Robin said with a giggle before looking down at the shaking (Y/N). "Don't be scared (Y/N). Brook seems harmless enough."

"It's not that I think he's harmful, it's his existence that scares me..." (Y/N) has curiosity mixed with fear of the unknown in her eyes as she stared at the freely moving skeleton.

"Yohohoho! Now, now. Let's be civil, everyone!" Brook walked between the crew before stopping and turning to everyone. "Why don't we go inside? You can treat me to dinner!"

"YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE THAT!!" Zoro, Nami, (Y/N) and Sanji screamed at the skeleton. Eventually everyone went into the dinning room and waiting for Sanji to serve dinner. (Y/N) cowered behind the kitchen counter, peaking her head over at the skeleton.

"(Y/N), why are you so frightened?" Sanji looked down at the (h/c) haired woman beside him. "I get he's a walking and talking skeleton, but you'll have to get over your fears eventually. It's not like you to be apart of the cowardly trio."

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