Chapter 68: Two Peas in a Pod

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(Y/N) busted out laughing. "He's real! The poster is real! Awe man this is too good!" Zoro smacked the back of (Y/N)'s head for laughing at a time like this, but she kept snickering.

"Can't you be serious for a moment?!" Zoro irritatedly yelled at the (h/c) haired woman.

(Y/N) wiped her joyful tears from her eyes. "Okay. Okay. I'll be serious." (Y/N) sighed from laughing so hard. But when she saw Duval's face again, the (h/c) haired woman fell to the ground in more laugher. Zoro irritatedly pulled (Y/N) back up by the back of her collar, yelling at her to shut up.

"Black Leg Sanji, you ruined me!! This is all your fault!" Duval yelled at the cook.

(Y/N) caught her breath from laughing so hard, looking over at Sanji. The cook channeled all of his burning rage before jumping off the Sunny. Duval continued his bickering as Sanji emerged from the waters. "He does not look happy..." (Y/N) stared at her chef in awe.

"Ya think?" Zoro finally set (Y/N) on the ground, smacking her head one more time.

"Ow.. stop hitting me!" (Y/N) irritatedly yelled, rubbing the back of her head.

"Just 'cause you become a pirate and got that bounty poster that doesn't even look like you, I gotta go into hidin or someone's gonna put ma arms in shackles! Or deliver ma head to the government!" Duval yelled at Sanji making the chef run at him. "What did I even do to you?! Give me back my life!! Black Leg Sanji!!!"

Duval's cries were replied with Sanji leaping towards him, sending a crisp and powerful kick to his face. "WHO CARES!!" Sanji yelled out at the kick landed. Duval's nose poured with blood from the attack as Sanji landed back on the ground before

Duval yelled down at the cook. "Listen up, you punk! If you don't take responsibility for this, then who will? Huh?!"

"Shut the hell up! I'm more pissed off about the stupid wanted poster than anyone!!" Sanji yelled back as the two men had a death stare contest.

"Is this really happening right now?" (Y/N) blankly stared at the two.

"They really do look the same, don't they?" Hachi question made (Y/N) giggle, but she quickly covered her mouth. Zoro added in. "Two peas in a pod."

(Y/N) busted out laughing once more. "Guys stop!! You're gonna make me pee!"

Sanji froze in shock from the comments made behind him, but quickly turned around when Brook fell to the ground busting out laughing. "When I'm done with this guy, I'm gonna flatten you!!" Sanji yelled at the skeleton making (Y/N) fell on her back, clutching her stomach in laugher.

"You'll go ahead and take care of things. We'll sit this one out." Luffy waved off his cook.

"Don't act like it's my fault!" Sanji yelled at his captain before turning back to Duval. "If you didn't want to look like the stupid wanted poster, then why didn't you just cut your damn hair or grow a beard! Instead of trying to kill me?!!"

Duval stared at Sanji in shock before placing his fist in his hand. "Ah! I didn't think of that!" Sanji yelled at the man for being stupid. Duval quickly yelled back at the cook. "Just shut up and listen to me!!" (Y/N) sat up from Duval's words as he continued. "You know, Black Leg. Me and my boys.. we just wanted a simple life. Nothing fancy. We weren't so bad. We were running a humble little criminal outfit in these parts, just tryna make ends meet... We didn't do anything wrong. We just extorted some money from people. It was a simple life, but a happy one."

(Y/N) stood up, fake tears in her eyes. "I know what you mean, Duval. I know what you mean..."

"Oh come on. Don't sympathize with the man." Zoro sassed the woman making her giggle.

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