Grand Theft Blaze:The Loud Edition

Drive-Thru and Drive-By

In San Fierro,Winter knocks on the door to Ana and Julie's apartment. Then,Ana opens the door.

Ana:"Ay,Winter and Sarah. What do you want?"

Sarah:"So,we've been thinking..."

Winter:"How about we grab some food or something? You know,spend time as usual."

Ana:"Hold up,where Samantha at?"

Winter:"She's really sick."

Ana:"What you mean?"

Sarah:"She's got a stomach bug."

Ana:"Oh,I heard about them shits. That is nasty as fuck."

Julie walks down the stairs,dressed in a white vest with black booty shorts,and her nipples were poking out.

Julie:"What's going on?"

Ana:"We 'bout to go get some food. You down,girl? Or do I gotta clap yo' cheeks first?"

Julie:(blushes)"I'd rather get some food,first."

Ana:"Well,put on yo' damn colours."

Winter:"Colours?"

Julie:"She means my clothes,Winter."

Winter:"How do you know so much about Ana's gangster vocabulary?"

Julie:"Well,duh,she's been teaching me a few things here and there."

Sarah:"Okay."

10 minutes later,Julie comes back wearing a blue T-shirt,red jeans and black Nike Air Jordans. Her baby blue thong was visible as well,since her jeans were just below her waist.

Julie:"Okay. Let's go."

Sarah:"So,how about some tacos?"

Winter:"Tacos,again? No way."

Julie:"Chicken,girls,no discussion."

Ana:"Girl,I don't want no lil' chicken."

The four girls get into a black four door car and Julie starts driving.

Julie:"So,how do you think Lincoln's doing in Las Venturas?"

Ana:"Eh,the dude'll be a'ight. He always is."

Winter:"So,how do you think your brother's holding out,Julie?"

Julie:"I think he's fine,even though I never heard from him in a while."

Sarah:"Victor's tough. He'll make it."

Julie:"Damn right,he will."

Julie stops at a Cluckin' Bell and pulls up by the drive-thru section.

Ana:"Ay,yo. What you want,Julie?"

Julie:(to the intercom)"I'll have a number nine."(to Ana)"Gangster girl."

Ana:"Gimme a number nine,just like hers."

Winter:"Yeah,I'll have a number six with extra dip."

Sarah:"I'll have two number nines,a number nine large,a number six with exta dip,a number seven,two number 45s;one with cheese,and a large soda."

Ana:(in mind)"Damn,Sarah! Is you tryin' to put on some weight or somethin'?!"

The girls get their food and Julie starts driving again.

Julie:"So,where's Sam?"

Winter:"She's at my place."

Ana:"Okay. Say less."

Julie drives to Winter's apartment,and puts the food in the kitchen. Then,she gets back in the car as the others pull out their weapons.

Julie:"So,what are we doing now?"

Ana:"We gon hit a few drive-bys on the cops. No big deal."

Julie:"Are you fucking crazy? I don't want Tenpenny getting on our asses again!"

Ana:"We gon keep our disguises on! Ain't nobody ever finna know it was us."

Julie:"Alright."

Julie puts on a ski mask and tries setting a song. Ana immediately grows impatient.

Ana:"Oh,hell no. If we doin' this,we gon do this shit right."

Ana changes the song to one of her personal favorites.

(A.N:"Tell me what you think of this song.")

Ana:"Fuck yeah! This my kinda beat right here!"

The four girls spend 30 minutes killing a few cops during their drive-by. Then,Julie arrives back at Winter's apartment.

Julie:"What a day."

Sarah:"I'm starving."

Ana:"We all are."

They go into the kitchen and see that their food was gone.

Winter:"Huh?!"

Julie:"That can't be! It was right there!"

The four girls hear moaning and then they go to the couch,where Sam was stuffing her face with food.

Sam:"Oh man... That food filled a hole!"

Ana:"Say what,Samantha? All you managed to do was eat our damn food up!"

Sam:"Well,it was getting cold!"

Sam winks at the readers and cracks a smile.