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— twenty-nine ;

iamthebestmaknae cleared his nickname

urbantaetionary: woah what happened dude?

Jungkook: ??

urbantaetionary: whyd u clear ur nickname

Jungkook: well why not?

urbantaetionary: arent u usually the one who boasts that youre the BEST?

Jungkook: i decided i'm not the best anymore

jiminsthighs: What's up with Kookie?

urbantaetionary: a wild jimin appears

Jungkook: i'm not the best anymore, hyung.

jiminsthighs: Why do u say that?

Jungkook: it's a long story...

Jungkook: ):

urbantaetionary: life isnt all about competitions, jungkook

jiminsthighs: ^^^ facts

Jungkook: but life IS a competetion! you gotta fight to survive

urbantaetionary: life isnt a game that you must win everytime. u gotta lose at some point, but ull eventually stand back up.

jiminsthighs: Why are u making so much sense today, Tae?

urbantaetionary: urbantaetionary taught me well. (;

urbantaetionary: oOPS

urbantaetionary: Urban Dictionary* hehe

Jungkook: - _ -

jiminsthighs: Listen to tae's words, Kook. Whatever it is that you're going through...

Jungkook: i aint listening to an asshat face

urbantaetionary: HOW DARE YOU CALL JIMIN-HYUNG AN ASS

Jungkook: that wasn't-

Jungkook: nvm

urbantaetionary: rude bitch.

jiminsthighs:.... Any ways, do you plan on telling us about it?

Jungkook: who u tlaking to

jimisnthighs: You.

Jungkook: Then no.

jiminsthighs: Aw why not??

Jungkook: because i said so.

jiminsthighs: Cmon, Kook. We might be of help.

Jungkook: the last time i took advice from you guys, i almost lost my arm.

urbantaetionary: we told you to pull the dog by the collar.

jiminsthighs: ^^^^^^^

Jungkook: uHM no. u told me to pull its tail

urbantaetionary: oh, right... well why did u do it then?

Jungkook: because u guys are my hyungs, i believe everything yall say.

Jungkook:...well mostly only Jimin's.

urbantaetionary: Hey!

jiminsthighs: :B

jiminsthighs: But u should really tell us what's going on. We're ur friends after all.

Jungkook: sorry, but still no

urbantaetionary: why u gotta me secretive af. did our 30 years of friendship mean nothing to you at all?!

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