— twenty-nine ;
iamthebestmaknae cleared his nickname
urbantaetionary: woah what happened dude?
Jungkook: ??
urbantaetionary: whyd u clear ur nickname
Jungkook: well why not?
urbantaetionary: arent u usually the one who boasts that youre the BEST?
Jungkook: i decided i'm not the best anymore
jiminsthighs: What's up with Kookie?
urbantaetionary: a wild jimin appears
Jungkook: i'm not the best anymore, hyung.
jiminsthighs: Why do u say that?
Jungkook: it's a long story...
Jungkook: ):
urbantaetionary: life isnt all about competitions, jungkook
jiminsthighs: ^^^ facts
Jungkook: but life IS a competetion! you gotta fight to survive
urbantaetionary: life isnt a game that you must win everytime. u gotta lose at some point, but ull eventually stand back up.
jiminsthighs: Why are u making so much sense today, Tae?
urbantaetionary: urbantaetionary taught me well. (;
urbantaetionary: oOPS
urbantaetionary: Urban Dictionary* hehe
Jungkook: - _ -
jiminsthighs: Listen to tae's words, Kook. Whatever it is that you're going through...
Jungkook: i aint listening to an asshat face
urbantaetionary: HOW DARE YOU CALL JIMIN-HYUNG AN ASS
Jungkook: that wasn't-
Jungkook: nvm
urbantaetionary: rude bitch.
jiminsthighs:.... Any ways, do you plan on telling us about it?
Jungkook: who u tlaking to
jimisnthighs: You.
Jungkook: Then no.
jiminsthighs: Aw why not??
Jungkook: because i said so.
jiminsthighs: Cmon, Kook. We might be of help.
Jungkook: the last time i took advice from you guys, i almost lost my arm.
urbantaetionary: we told you to pull the dog by the collar.
jiminsthighs: ^^^^^^^
Jungkook: uHM no. u told me to pull its tail
urbantaetionary: oh, right... well why did u do it then?
Jungkook: because u guys are my hyungs, i believe everything yall say.
Jungkook:...well mostly only Jimin's.
urbantaetionary: Hey!
jiminsthighs: :B
jiminsthighs: But u should really tell us what's going on. We're ur friends after all.
Jungkook: sorry, but still no
urbantaetionary: why u gotta me secretive af. did our 30 years of friendship mean nothing to you at all?!
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