bite // [skam / chris schistad]

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pippitypoppityfucku: name a more iconic duo, ladies...i! will! wait! [tagged: chrisschistad, magnussonwilliam]

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magnussonwilliam: WHERE DID U GET THIS
magnussonwilliam: FEELING ATTACKED
chrisschistad: thats it!
chrisschistad: im changing my passcode for my phone @magnussonwilliam i suggest u do the same
pippitypoppityfucku: omg no dont pls love u both a lot @magnussonwilliam @chrisschistad
evamohn2: i love this keep them coming
loglady99: oh man this is funny
magnussonwilliam: omg no ^
pippitypoppityfucku: hahahahahahahhaa @magnussonwilliam sucks to suck

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sunday 10:28

"stop posting pictures of us on your 'finsta.'" william says, barging into my room.

"never!" i scream, and go under my blankets.

"get up!"

"never!" i scream again, and he pulls the blankets off me.

"oh dear lord, put some pants on, piper."

"oh my god. you called me piper. i don't like that."

"sorry. pip." he says and i reach down to the floor by my bed and grab my sweatpants, putting them on.

"why are you here?" i stand, but immediately fall back down to my bed. "i'm pretty sure i'm still hungover from friday."

"no, i am too." he says and sits. "i was bored so i came by."

"annoying." i say and get under the blankets again. "let's nap."

"it's 10:30 in the morning not-"

"nap." i put my hand over his mouth. "pants and shoes off."

"that's a weird request." he says, rolling out of my arm's length, my hand coming off his mouth.

"you're a weird request." i say, but he takes both his pants and shoes off and i lay my head on his chest. "chris should come over." i say, and grab my phone, texting my boyfriend. that sounds nice. my boyfriend, chris.

"call him, he said he was going to be doing some errands for the bus."

"shouldn't you also be doing that?" i ask, clicking the call button.

"yeah, but i'm william magnusson. i don't have to do anything."

"you're ridiculous." i roll my eyes.