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pipervik: cabin vibes [tagged: jamiewin]

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jamiewin: my best friend is so hot
jamiewin: so are all the boys she's friends with
jamiewin: and i love norway
jamiewin: thank you and good night
magnussonwilliam: jesus christ piper put some pants on
chrisschistad: my beautiful girlfriend
chrisschistad: i know u have more of these send me them now daddy needs a new lockscreen
pipervik: @chrisschistad only if u apologize for calling yourself daddy
evamohn2: 1. ^ holy shit 2. holy shit baby 😍😍😍
pipervik: i love u @evamohn2
chrisschistad: @pipervik sorry baby
loglady99: this is funny ^^
loglady99: and ur pretty i love and miss u

//
monday 14:21

today starts the week that jamie is visiting norway. also known as the week that we're staying with the penetrators and throwing the sickest parties for a week.

"how did you get this much weed through customs?" i ask, laughing, looking through the bag she brought.

"i need it!" she shouts with a shrug. "put my stash in a jar of peanut butter. and then just got every type of gummy edible the dispensary had." she laughs. "plus i bought a g-pen, so i just wrapped the wax in plastic and then put that in a bag of the powdery laundry detergent stuff." she smiles.

"such a fucking stoner." chris laughs, but picks up a bag of gummy bears. "want some?"

"sure." i smile, and rip the bag open, having three of them after looking at the dosage. "these are my mom's favorite."

"she came with me to buy them."

"of course she did."

"i needed help and she's my favorite stoner!" she laughs and i smile and shake my head.

"only my mom would encourage weed."

"because she's the best mom ever." william walks in. "tell me again why noora couldn't come?"

"oh my god." i groan. "she's at a cabin with my buss! they understand that i'm only here because jamie's here, don't feel bad, they're staying at chris' grandma's and they aren't bringing alcohol, and i've got a guest to entertain and show the wild ways of norway." i say, and chris brings me in. "plus i don't know what this idiot would do if he was away from me for a week partying his ass off." i pull my boyfriend towards me.

"i wouldn't let him do anything too stupid." william says and chris scoffs.

"you wouldn't let me do anything to hurt this beautiful girl." he says, patting my cheek. "you'd let me do something stupid though."