bite // [skam / chris schistad]

femti

"do you remember when we were watching those chicks dance?" isak asks and i lean my head on jonas shoulder as i prepare myself for isak's big announcement.

mahdi and magnus go on about the girls for a minute before isak cuts them off.

"yeah, but do you remember that guy that came up to us?"

"that gay guy?"

"why do you think he's gay?"

"you're the one who said he was gay?"

"no, no! not him, not him. i'm talking about the other guy who came over." isak says, paling slightly. he's nervous, bless him.

"yeah, maybe?"

"the guy who said i'd forgotten my hat in the cafeteria.'

"yeah, i think i remember him. what about him?" mahdi asks.

"we've had a thing."

"a thing?" magnus asks.

"a thing." isak confirms.

"the fuck, are you gay?" magnus asks.

"i'm not gay." he says, and i stifle a laugh. "well, maybe i'm a little gay," jonas and i giggle together. "but it's not as though..yeah, i'm not keen on you guys, for example. i'm not as though i'm keen on all guys all the time."

"what dearest isak is trying to say, is that he's confused at the moment, but he might be gay, but he might just be bi or pansexual." i explain.

"but you hook up with chicks every weekend?" magnus asks, his eyebrows furrowed a little. "wait, what's pansexual?"

"it's almost the same as bi." i say and magnus nods.

"well, anyway, pansexual, bisexual, gay or not. he's said he'll host on friday." jonas says.

"sweet."

"maybe we'll get some chicks for once seeing as you suddenly have become a fag." magnus says and i laugh.

"doesn't mean you've got any more game though." isak says and i clap bursting into laughter.

"good one."

//
that friday

"chris and i don't have sex to 'russ' music!" i laugh. "it doesn't get you in the mood!"

"russ music is fucking pumped." magnus says before starting to make deep bass noises.

"i bet you could find a sick rhythm to fuck to." jonas says and i grimace.

"oh my god, just pick a playlist and put it on. and stop talking about mine and chris' sex life." i groan.

"i don't know, but if i go to parties, i'm keen on listening to some old school hip hop, some 90's shit." jonas says.

"nate dogg."

"he's sick."

"who's nate dogg?"