bite // [skam / chris schistad]

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pippitypoppityfucku: look at my friend william in his stupid hat idek when i took this pic but i love it also happy motherfucking beginning of russetiden everyone !! let's get fucked up in a monumental way !!!!!!

16 likes, 13 comments

magnussonwilliam: literally when did u take this wtf
magnussonwilliam: it's a stalker pic too bc it's between two peoples heads what the fuck piper
evamohn2: do u really not remember this day?!??!?!??!?!?!? @magnussonwilliam
magnussonwilliam: @evamohn2 oh shit u right i remember now
loglady99: a hat does not suit him
chrisschistad: ^^ jesus christ i agree
chrisschistad: also that last part i agree honey! let's get drunk rn!
pippitypoppityfucku: @chrisschistad honey it's 9 am calm it down

//
monday 11:11

noora, william, chris and i are all in supply closets, making out.

it's the weirdest thing the four of us have done together as couples to date.

we're in separate closets though, which makes it better.

"i have to go." chris says, but doesn't make much of a move, as he continues to kiss me. "i have english."

"you can't have any more absences in that."

"exactly." he kisses me once more before pulling away.

"what?" i ask as he just stands there, looking at me.

"i have a boner, i can't leave yet."

"of course you have a boner."

"yeah, if you were kissing you, you'd have a boner too."

"oh yeah, cause that's not a weird image at all."

"say something that will make it go away."

"vomiting. me vomiting on you. william vomiting on you. me vomiting on your dick-"

"piper!" he shouts, slapping his forehead.

"what? i'm trying to help."

"that's gross."

"did it work?" he nods. "then i helped." i pat his cheek, kiss him one last time before walking out of the supply room and to the bathroom to fix my makeup.

"hallo." noora says, walking into the bathroom.

"fix that lipstick, girlie." i laugh, handing her a makeup wipe and she takes it, a smirk on her face.