bite // [skam / chris schistad]

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pipervik: im back, baby !!!!!!! *finger guns*

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evamohn2: @codyko wya????
jamiewin: ^^ a good fucking question piper we should find him
chrisschistad: see u soon baby
magnussonwilliam: was amazing to see u love u pip
loglady99: ^^ yeah what he said <3
pipervik: love you two @magnussonwilliam @loglady99
jonas9000: see u soon boo <3<3<3<3
isakyaki: yeah what he said lol ^

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thursday 15:55

"so when are we going on a hunt for cody ko?"

"i have him on snapchat, he's in canada or some shit right now. when he gets back we can go to some typical surfing spot and see if we can find him."

"sounds like a fucking plan!" she claps. "okay time to go to the beach now." she gets out of bed, puts on a bikini and one of her many lovers shirts.

"is that borkis' shirt?" i laugh.

"yeah. he gave me it and it's fucking cozy."

"it's in norwegian."

"good. what's it say?"

"i fucked borkis."

"that's funny as fuck!" she laughs. "i'm going to finsta that. he's going to love it."

"he asked me about you a few times."

"my vajeen is platinum, of course he did." she says and without missing a beat, i make a vomit noise.

"please, please never say something like that again. oh my god."

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wednesday 17:42

"is cody ko back in venice?" jamie asks, sprawling out on the couch.

"i don't know, jam." i rub my forehead. "i can barely look at my phone after last night. i don't even know how you're alive."

"yeah, i'm not really sure." she shakes her head. "i had almost a whole bottle of tequila, but i'm still alive. somehow." she shakes her head.

"it's because you knew we were going out but failed to inform me, so i was dehydrated after laying on the beach for six hours while you were also there, but drank coconut water like your life was depending on it."