bite // [skam / chris schistad]

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jamie
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME
DID U SEE ISAKS INSTAGRAM
I LOVE THAT SHIT
WHAT A PROFILE EVEN HAS
WHAT A COUPLE THEY ARE
I LOVE THEM !
QUEEN OF THE GAYS WELCOMES THEM

pip
god you're weird
yes i saw it
i saw ur 15 comments as well
crazy person you are
even asked to meet you

jamie
OH I KNOW WE ARE GONNA SKYPE LATER
me and isak text fyi

pip
good lord

jamie
ur invited to the skype call btw
to translate me to even
bc he knows english obv but i apparently talk weird sometimes and only u get me
idk isak made me feel like a super foreigner when he said that so

pip
okay
how's ur norwegian coming along?

jamie
i used it in class the other day
and i told someone to fuck off in it
so it's useful

pip
very useful
just wait until you get hit on by someone
u can play foreigner!

jamie
my dream

//

"hi even and isak." i say, getting on skype with the two boys.

"hi pip." they say together.

"so, even, about jamie." i say, popping a few gummy bears in my mouth, they're the normal kind, no weed involved. "she's my best friend, practically my sister, and loves gay people, the more flamboyant, the better. i don't even want to tell her about eskild, i want them to just meet and become lovers or something. she's a crazy stoner, and she's calling. i don't know what else to say, so here she is." i say, accepting the call. "hey crazy."

"hey bitch!" she screams. "hi even! i'm jamie!" she smiles. "oh and hi isak." she makes a face. "oh you two are so cute i love it, i'm here for the gays!"

"you're an embarrassment." i rub my forehead.

"and, you decided to not visit for april i see." isak says, putting his nose in the air.

"we didn't have the same break this year so it was pointless." she says. "would've loved to see all my norwegians."

"i made new friends too, jam. magnus and mahdi, couple of fuckin' potheads."

"oh! i sent a package over for a birthday, right?"

"magnus' yeah." i nod. "i showed him a picture of you and he thought you were a catfish." i say and she laughs.

//

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magnus
can we get isak's instagram printed on a shirt

piper
yes

jonas
omg yes

mahdi
you guys are weird

magnus
i'm calling a place
it'll be like 260 kroner each

piper
i will literally pay for all of us i'm dead
jamie wants one too

magnus
jamie's hot and i'm still upset that isak would fuck jonas first over me and then mahdi and then maybe me

piper
i would also do that

jonas
✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

magnus
WHY

jonas
bc i know how to please a lady

piper
what he said
also ur kinda desperate
but dont take that in a bad way
im grossed out now pce