Aight fam, let's do this!
So this has happened on multiple occasions. I'm not sure how the conversations even come up but they do.
When asked what she would do if her (now deceased) husband cheated on her, my grandmother promptly responds with:
"I would pretend like everything was all good. I would clean the house till it shined. I would make his favorite food. I would do whatever he asked of me. Once it became night, I would f**k the soul outta him. I would f**k him till he passed with a d**m smile on his face. He wouldn't even know he was dead until morning came."
That isn't a direct quote but that is basically what she said.
I don't know why but:
1. I find it hilarious
2. I feel like I should follow this advice
And
3. I feel like she really would have done it
Lmao anyway peace out guys!
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((I feel like she would kill me if she found out I posted this but hey! What she doesn't know won't hurt her, eh?))
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