my deh headcanons

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uhh taken a lotta inspo from izzy lynn amee molly (luv u all) but here we go

-evan is bi and ace, jared and connor are gay, alana lesbian, and zoe's pan

-they meet up every friday for movies, pizza, and cider

-evan hansen is allergic to mango

-alana is on the cheerleading team and you can fight me on this

-their groupchat is called 'the therapist's office'

-when talking abt the gc irl, jared calls it 'the rapist's office'

-evan is one of those people who does ,,,,,, and ....,,...,,....

-alana swears like a bitch

-connor drinks a lot of peppermint tea and it's a running joke that alana gets him 15 boxes every year for is birthday and 10 at christmas

-zoe is a Hoe™ and a self-care queen (it makes her feel more put together)

-evan hansen is allergic to mango

-the murphys were raised vegetarian but started eating meat when connor started getting Bad

-EVAN HANSEN PURPOSELY SENDS SPOILERS TO THE GC

-jared gives the best relationship advice and no one knows why

-alana buys her shoes from the kid's section bcs she's a size 4

-EVAN FUCKING HANSEN IS ALLERGIC TO MANGO

-jared vapes ironically

-zoe plays the ukulele and connor sings and they have a semi-famous youtube channel maybe

-evan hansen is allergic to mango

-connor collects badges and satchel and denim jacket are full of them

-some notable mentions are:

-some notable mentions are:

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-they go to all the rallies and marches (altho it usually ends up with con n ev getting a tad freaked out bcs of all the people + noise)

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-they go to all the rallies and marches (altho it usually ends up with con n ev getting a tad freaked out bcs of all the people + noise)

-as a group, they have watched shrek 15 times, megamind 18, love, simon 9, and watched every single episode of bad education 5 times each

-if someone's feeling down, jared (or zoe, if it's him) will drive the squad down to the pet shop and they'll look at the cute animals in practically silence until that person is feeling a bit more themselves

-alana has a hamster

-evan hansen is allergic to mango

-the day before the start of every term, zoe organises and squad self-care day where they relax and grease about everyone

-connor falls asleep to rain music

-CONNOR FUCKING MURPHY HAS HIS EARS PIERCED OK

-evan has a record player fight me

-connor and alana share clothes sometimes bcs alana likes hers to be baggy and connor likes all the political t-shirts she has (they're not baggy on him tho)

-alana fucking beck is chubby with touching thighs and stretch marks i will fight someone to the death over this ok

-hey did u know that evan hansen is allergic to mango

-jared wears pastel jumpers

-ALANA PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE

-connor loves to draw and has lots of watercolours and oil pastels etc and everything is blu-takked into his wall

-zoe takes a lot of polaroids

-alana is a history nerd

-jared is v insecure about his body but connor tries cheering him up by saying that he's soft and squishy

-evan rocks bee socks

-connor wears makeup sometimes

-uh yeah that's it

-evan hansen is allergic to mango

-yea

-comment ur headcanons i love these kinda things

-luv u izzy

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