Peter and Bruce were sat in the lounge, the others were on a mission and they weren't needed. They decided to ask each other questions, and all was going normally. Then it all went weird.
"Do any sounds scare you?" Bruce asked Peter.
"Real or imaginary?" Peter responded
"Lets go with imaginary" Bruce replied, suddenly a lot more curious
"A spider wearing flip flops" Peter said completely seriously
there was a silence, it lasted about a minute.
"I'm really not sure what to do with this information" Bruce said
"It's like, a spider has eight legs. Eight flip flops, all flip flopping together, just gives me the creeps. It would just be like flipetyflipety flopetyflop flipetyflop flopety flipertyflop" Peter rambled on
"Ok" Bruce said, slightly confused.
"oh goodness, Please don't tell Tony. He'll make it happen. I know it" Peter suddenly went wide eyed when he realized what would happen if Tony found out
"I wont tell. I don't really want to hear that either"
Their day carried on until they eventually went to their respective rooms, both still thinking about spiders wearing flip flops
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marvel one-shots
Fanfictionincludes ships like stucky, spideypool, maybe stoney, fluff and angst, spiderson, protective family. requests open enjoy!!!
