☆ Signs As Things According To 'Gaston' ☆

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Aries: In a wrestling match, no one bites like Gaston.

Taurus: Uses antlers in all of his decorating

Gemini: No one matches wits like Gaston

Cancer: No one souses lights like Gaston

Leo: Just... the entire song

Virgo: Eats four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large

Libra: Especially good at expectorating

Scorpio: Has five-hangers on

Sagittarius: In a spitting match, no one spits like Gaston

Capricorn: Gies tromping around wearing boots

Aquarius: Every last inch of Jim's covered in hair

Pisces: Ask any, Tom, Dick, Or Stanley, and they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on

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