What's Up Sexy

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-Haneul POV-

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Jiminie🤪:
Did y'all smell the up-sexy at school today?

S👀min?
The what

Jiminie🤪:
up-sexy

Namjohn😤:
What's up-sexy?

Jiminie🤪:
Nothing much, you?

Haneul:

Sockjin🤤:That was awful, here's a better one

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Sockjin🤤:
That was awful, here's a better one..
You know what's the most beautiful
thing to ever exist?
Repeat the first word.

Haneul!
The first word
? i don't get it ?

Sockjin🤤:
No, you're supposed to say the first
word of the sentence.

Juancock😩:
Repeat??

Sockjin🤤:
The other sentencee!

Teahyung🤥:
That ?

Sockjin🤤:
No, you dipshits
The answer was you!

Yunuh😷:
Awh thankss

Sockjin🤤:
Not actually you.
If you rats would've been smart and
said 'you' it would've seemed like you
were talking about me.
Cause of course we all know I'm only the
most handsome person ever.

TheCat😏:
y'all woke me up for this bs

Haneul:To be fair, your question says 'thing'and you're a person not a thing

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Haneul:
To be fair, your question says 'thing'
and you're a person not a thing... so it
doesn't rlly make sense

Sockjin🤤:
Oh forget it

Yunuh😷:
Wow, I'm definitely going to hell

Hoesuck🥺:
Can't relate...
What'd you do

Yunuh😷:
Some little kid fell in front of me and
I laughed so hard, I snorted

Teahyung🤥:
Oh no, poor kid
Spawn of satan indeed

S👀min:
Speaking of kids, I was thinking the
other day about which ones of
us would be good parents and I came
to the conclusion that tae and joon
are the ones best suit to be dads

Namjohn😤:
Oh man, I don't know

Juancock😩:
All I know is that Jin is the one with the
annoying dad jokes

TheCat😏:
You're not wrong

Haneul:
Oh fuck brb

Hoesuck🥺:
What's wrong?

Haneul:
I think I just saw a bug or something
in my room
Lemme go kill it

Teahyung🤥:
Of all ppl, i wouldn't expect haneul
to be the one killing animals

Haneul:
nOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONEJSKAJ T-T

Namjohn😤:
Idk you tell me

Haneul:
So I found the little shit and I immediately killed
it, but turns out it was a cockroach

Juancock😩:
And that's bad bcoz?

Haneul:
When I was little I killed a butterfly and my
grandma told me I couldn't have butter
for a week. Then when I killed a honeybee
she said I couldn't have any honey for a week.
So that means I can't have any cock
for a week ;-;

Jiminie🤪:
Oh noo

Yunuh😷:
I haven't had cock my whole life but you
ain't see me complaining

Yunuh😷:I haven't had cock my whole life but you ain't see me complaining

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S👀min:
Omfg you guys are exasperating

Haneul:
Oh, big word

Sockjin🤤:
It means really annoying

S👀min:
You idiot sandwich

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