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Jiminie🤪:
Did y'all smell the up-sexy at school today?S👀min?
The whatJiminie🤪:
up-sexyNamjohn😤:
What's up-sexy?Jiminie🤪:
Nothing much, you?Haneul:
Sockjin🤤:
That was awful, here's a better one..
You know what's the most beautiful
thing to ever exist?
Repeat the first word.Haneul!
The first word
? i don't get it ?Sockjin🤤:
No, you're supposed to say the first
word of the sentence.Juancock😩:
Repeat??Sockjin🤤:
The other sentencee!Teahyung🤥:
That ?Sockjin🤤:
No, you dipshits
The answer was you!Yunuh😷:
Awh thankssSockjin🤤:
Not actually you.
If you rats would've been smart and
said 'you' it would've seemed like you
were talking about me.
Cause of course we all know I'm only the
most handsome person ever.TheCat😏:
y'all woke me up for this bs
Haneul:
To be fair, your question says 'thing'
and you're a person not a thing... so it
doesn't rlly make senseSockjin🤤:
Oh forget itYunuh😷:
Wow, I'm definitely going to hellHoesuck🥺:
Can't relate...
What'd you doYunuh😷:
Some little kid fell in front of me and
I laughed so hard, I snortedTeahyung🤥:
Oh no, poor kid
Spawn of satan indeedS👀min:
Speaking of kids, I was thinking the
other day about which ones of
us would be good parents and I came
to the conclusion that tae and joon
are the ones best suit to be dadsNamjohn😤:
Oh man, I don't knowJuancock😩:
All I know is that Jin is the one with the
annoying dad jokesTheCat😏:
You're not wrongHaneul:
Oh fuck brbHoesuck🥺:
What's wrong?Haneul:
I think I just saw a bug or something
in my room
Lemme go kill itTeahyung🤥:
Of all ppl, i wouldn't expect haneul
to be the one killing animalsHaneul:
nOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONEJSKAJ T-TNamjohn😤:
Idk you tell meHaneul:
So I found the little shit and I immediately killed
it, but turns out it was a cockroachJuancock😩:
And that's bad bcoz?Haneul:
When I was little I killed a butterfly and my
grandma told me I couldn't have butter
for a week. Then when I killed a honeybee
she said I couldn't have any honey for a week.
So that means I can't have any cock
for a week ;-;Jiminie🤪:
Oh nooYunuh😷:
I haven't had cock my whole life but you
ain't see me complaining
S👀min:
Omfg you guys are exasperatingHaneul:
Oh, big wordSockjin🤤:
It means really annoyingS👀min:
You idiot sandwich
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