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Ways I Differ From Everybody (Don't worry it's not a serious chapter!)

I am clearly not like most girls. Let's start from the top and go down. The other girls are based off the girls at my school.

My Hair
Bangs are considered not cool by many. Well, I not on have bangs but like full on 'emo' fringe. Also, while every girl is bleaching their hair mine is happily getting dyed dark brown. Also, most girls have extensions while my hair is short.

My Face
That sounds weird. But most girls have waaayyyy too much makeup on. I am slowly not wearing anything. Which will never happen because skin problems. While every girl is worrying about her eyeshadow and bloody liner and lipstick and false lashes, I'm over here trying to look like friggin Usagi. Who is an amine character. Maybe not Usagi, I love that evil girl with the ropes in her hair. She's very pretty. Moving on!

My Clothes
Oh boy, try to avoid ranting about what girls wear. This is their train of thought while picking out clothes: "Hm, what skin tight belly skirt, leggings, and Uggs should I wear?" Can you not wear gross things that make me want to throw up? Because you look- nasty. Please just stop! This is my train of thought: "YouTube merch or nerdy t-shirt? Which skirt and leggings?" Yes, I don't wear leggings as pant. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT PANTS!!! UGH!! Let's not rant. Let's move on.

My Brain
While these girls are thinking about drama and sex (sorry about that, but it's true) I'm thinking about how to get to the sandy place in Zelda. I am programmed so much different. SO much different. And I am so so happy!

My Speech
I speak in reference. Whether it be from a YouTuber or LoTR, I will say it. Then these girls swear 24/7 and talk inappropriately. I also talk very fast. Most of my friends are able to do what we call "speak Caitlin" because I am my own language.

The Way I Move
This has been pointed out to me. These girls walk down the hallway like it's a friggin runway. It's not. It's middle school. I walk very- differently. I can't explain it at all. My posture is actually too good. Yes, it's possible. Mom's is as well. It hurts your bum very much. A lot of girls sit with their book bags on the chair. How is that comfortable?! Oh my gosh, my phone tried to correct that to Gondor. I love you phone!

So that's all for now! I'm going to sleep now. Kay thanks, byeeeeee!!