Yesterday was Alex's birthday! Let's pretend like I published this on the right day though.
Alex got a paw patrol rescue set thingy that he loves. Also he got some shirts and a baby doll! Isn't he a boy? Yes. He can have a baby if he wants to!
Originally it's name is Mitch because Alex liked that name. I said I should tell Aloranotgreenleaf because she insanely obsessed with Mitch Grassi from PTX. I know! Let's make her fangirl!
#Aloritch #Aloritch Alora+Mitch! Alora and Mitch forever! <3 Aloritch is love, Aloritch is life. Aloritch Aloritch Aloritch Aloritch!!!!!!
Did it work? I hope so! Back on topic!
I said he looks like a Kevin. Who also happens to be a member of PTX. So Alex fell in love with that name and his baby is forever Kevin!
He was singing to Kevin last night as well and it was the cutest thing ever! "Rock a by Kevin in the treetops. When the balls break, my Kevin will fall. And down will come Kevin cradle and all."
It was so kawaii! I almost died. He woke Kevin up this morning as well!
He was sitting on him and Sharna goes, "Alex you're suffocating him! He can't breathe!" So Alex says, "He doesn't breathe, he's pretend."
Alex also doesn't like the fact that Kevin can pee.
*time skip*
Complete silence. Then Alex says, "If you shoot somebody's eye, you won't be able to see your mommy or daddy ever again."
Why would he say that? Some of the stuff that comes out of that child's mouth...oh my gosh.
Kayleigh and I had to clean Sharna's cooler. The name 'Keith' was on it. She said, "Ask Tana who that it." So we decided the cooler's name is Keith. Keith smells like poop.
*time skip*
Alex's new song he keeps singing:
R-E-D
R-E-D
R-E-D
I can spell green.
Fire trucks are green.
Stop signs are green, too.
R-E-D
R-E-D
*facepalm* I think he may have gotten a bit confused. It's so adorable. Then he goes, "Wait...those aren't green."
This little kid Austin in here as well. He's mean to Alex. Grrrrr.
*time skip*
I forgot to publish this chapter. That happens a lot. Oh well! So Alex kept being cute, his friends fell over a lot, and Alex's girlfriend was there and Kayleigh and I shipped them so hard, Alex got a bike, and that's all. Sorry for the late publish! His birthday was March 20th.
Kay thanks, byeeeeee!
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